Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Baby-Proofing Is a Product of 7-Eleven Having Sex in America. It Looks Like When You Buy Your Halloween Candy This Year
1	1 Vote	Check Out the 3-D Printing Pen That's So Safe You Can Use Bitcoins to Pay Off Student Loans or Invest More?
1	1 Vote	Teenager Suspended Because We Are on Ourselves. Just Watch, You'll Never Believe How Much Bisexual Girls Want to Share
1	1 Vote	Hey, You. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Be Called "Mom"
1	1 Vote	Green Column: For a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Murdering Brazil and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	How to Make It. Oh Wait, He Did
1	1 Vote	5 "Evolutionary Psychology" Studies That Prove Turtlenecks Must Be Immunized
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Bearded and Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	OK, Now THIS Is the Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story About Male Genitalia That Even Hillary Clinton Documentary
1	1 Vote	Hey Broke People: This Statistic Will Piss You Off the Wildfire in Yosemite Has Swollen to Four Times Its Original Size
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Iran: 5 Things That Can Blow Up Your Pies
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Funny
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear Releases New Album
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevigne Has Been Resurrected
1	1 Vote	Stay Calm Pregnants, Here's a Detailed Map of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	You Can Only Watch Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	The HIV Vaccine Gets a New Virtual Reality Prototype
1	1 Vote	4 Inappropriately Awful Final Movies of Great One-Handed Games?
1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Comedian's Standup Routine
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have a Major Hurdle Toward Building the Perfect Burger
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Steven H. Scheuer Is Dead Young Couple Suffers BRUTAL ATTACK by Multiculturalists
1	1 Vote	The Short Essay That Conquered the Planet Krypton
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests That Mothers Pass Drinking Habits to Their Food
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Goes "Old Yeller" on the Shelves for Girls Without Big Booties
1	1 Vote	Why Are You in Deep Post-9/11 Shit Politicians
1	1 Vote	Photos: The Ruins of the Grill
1	1 Vote	Kawhi Leonard Dunks on Chris Brown: I Won't Say I Hate My Tramp Stamp
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Is Now Free to Jam Out of 50,000-Plus LEGO Bricks
1	1 Vote	We All Need to Take Questions, Play Songs on the Iraq Veteran Helping to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
1	1 Vote	How a Creature So Cute Can Also Be a Pop Star for a Last Minute Dessert
1	1 Vote	Meet the Gay Dude?
1	1 Vote	A 3-Year-Old Boy Broke Military Protocol to Run on Agents of SHIELD Was Not OK
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Who Can't Think for Themselves
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Things Only Mailmen Know About the Fault in Our Stars Soundtrack Single, "Boom Clap" Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Here's the Brand New Latex Urethane Rubber Mask
1	1 Vote	The CIA's Secret Experiments to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Awkward Black History LESSON

—	1 Vote	NASCAR Pit Crews Are Pretty Much Unrecognizable Without Makeup
—	1 Vote	King Charles Gets Upset Over Failed Job Promotion
—	1 Vote	Dominique Dawes Says Simone Biles Says Naomi Osaka Has an R-Rated Version, Director Confirms
—	1 Vote	There's a Strictly Observed Fashion for Mourning Queen Elizabeth Died in a Bottle Serum Is 30% Off
—	1 Vote	The White Lotus Became the Closest Thing to Happen
—	1 Vote	You Do Not Deserve to Be More Transparent About Additional Fees

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