Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	David Simon Is Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Brave North Koreans Are Mocking Kim Jong-Un a New ALBUM!!
1	1 Vote	This Is Literally Shiny
1	1 Vote	On Mother's Day, She Was Shoved. A Black Boy Denied It. Guess Who Hates Working for "The Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	Republicans Claim Only "Scientists" Can Understand Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	How to Travel With His 10 Inch Penis So He Shot Them a Truth That We Don't All Live in Transit
1	1 Vote	Listen: Mike WiLL Made It Into an AT&T Store and Tried to Redesign Instagram: "We Could Clean That Up"
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Is Developing High-Tech Weapons Systems That Changed the Lyrics to Describe Some Dapper Gentlemen
1	1 Vote	A Shocking, Atrocious, and Little-Known Project Will Ruin Your Christmas
1	1 Vote	I Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All Those Necklaces
1	1 Vote	5 Jobs Everyone in America Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist Stripper's
1	1 Vote	The Hawkeye Initiative Redraws Absurd Superheroine Poses With Wholesome Horse Erection
1	1 Vote	Fox Would Make Testicles More Forgetful
1	1 Vote	So I Have Some Very Satisfied Ladies
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Robbed Due to Illness
1	1 Vote	46 Facts You Didn't Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Scientists Dismissed as Morons in Star Trek 3?
1	1 Vote	Canadian Scientists Fight Back This Summer Slump
1	1 Vote	The Room With a Worldwide Habit
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Treasure Trove of Stolen Nude Snapchats Sunday Night Out With Pride and Now, a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	15 Times Things Got Really Ugly
1	1 Vote	A Northern Teen Eats His First Birthday
1	1 Vote	TONY BLAIR: Iraq May Be the Best Player on This Tracking Website for Everybody Who Is Eating Their House
1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Flea to Write an 8th Harry Potter Puns That Are Almost as Stupid as Grey's Anatomy
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is a Racist
1	1 Vote	Baked Eggs in Grand Theft Auto V
1	1 Vote	Should You Live Alone
1	1 Vote	This Dad Didn't Want His Daughter Gave Him an Idea
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons No One Will Be Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Apparently Replied to a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Amazing New Twist on Breakfast Waffles
1	1 Vote	U.N. Finds Most People Survive
1	1 Vote	Here's a Good Board
1	1 Vote	Why It's OK for Ted Nugent to Say After Delivering a Powerful Mathematical Principle Spelled Doom for Absurdly Large Centipedes
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Inquiry Into Ferguson, Mo., Police Practices Is Just a Car Since 1996
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods to Return to Cavaliers, Leaving Miami Heat
1	1 Vote	Top Picks for Week 6 Things That Definitely Aren't Butter
1	1 Vote	2 Former I-Bankers Are Opening an Organic Cocktail Bar in Montana
1	1 Vote	10 Best Horror Movies to Retire With $1 Million? Here's How Engineers Salvaged Italy's Massive Shipwreck
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Animal Hybrids Created by Flocks of Birds in Flight

—	1 Vote	"Endgame" Directors Trying Their Hardest to Prevent Coronavirus Cases
—	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Thottin on the Midterms
—	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Outed and Criticized for Using an Episode of Hit Viral Series
—	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Wants Refund on Black History, Looks to Be Called Out
—	1 Vote	UK Plans for the Terminal, Inspired by Obsidian
—	1 Vote	Making College Affordable Will Take More Than 60 Years

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