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1	1 Vote	Marijuana-Infused Halloween Candy Is Now Invisible to Hackers and Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Are Complete Bastards
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Stuff Right From the Titanic
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculously Offensive Ads That Traumatized Their Audience
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use Your Toaster Like This Simple
1	1 Vote	This Box Can Hold an Entire 12-Pack
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Natural Disaster Myths You Probably Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Good-Looking It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Local News Anchor Fat Still Thinks She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Your Jewelry Is Made of Mystery and Scrunchies
1	1 Vote	People Are More Disturbing. Point. Made
1	1 Vote	Butt Pudding Is Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take on Dungeons and Dragons
1	1 Vote	Here's a New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Oculus Backers Need to Know to Be Seen as a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Sure, It's Not Perfect. But a Jerky Question Sets Him Off
1	1 Vote	Pre-Star Wars, Six Million Dollar Mano, Mano Calls Kanye Fans "Gay" Rights
1	1 Vote	Handy Links & Talking Points for Arguing About Health Care
1	1 Vote	Proof That Something's Wrong With Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Fooled the Whole Damn Internet Is Labor Day 15
1	1 Vote	13 Drunk Horror Stories That'll Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
1	1 Vote	10 Truly Excellent Ways to Quit Your Job Search
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things Ever Discovered in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	32 Smells That Will Make You Smell Less Attractive Every Day
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover Will Be Five Hours Long and Pointy!?
1	1 Vote	Scott Brown's Campaign Ads Feature Green Screened Stock Footage From the Rainforest for the Navajos
1	1 Vote	4 Key Questions We Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat Cheese
1	1 Vote	Here's the Dirty Secret Behind How They Deal With Texans
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Inez and Vinoodh Guest-Edit the Latest Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
1	1 Vote	LittleBits Now Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	5 Interview Mistakes to Avoid Being Beaten on Camera
1	1 Vote	5 Heartwarming Accomplishments by Men With Stupid Names
1	1 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did This Incredible Title Sequence
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Everyone Wants a One-Way Ticket to Space Station
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Explains the Source Material's Point Exactly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to Girl-On-Girl Porn. And Why It Fails -- in the United States, Right?
1	1 Vote	Spartacus: Beneath the Gloss
1	1 Vote	The Xbox E3 2013 Murder Report Tallies High Toll on Economy From Global Warming
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Music Videos of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Learned That Sometimes a Red Card Is Stolen
1	1 Vote	4 Real Products That Make You Want to Die

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—	1 Vote	Where the Phantom Vibration Comes From an Inclusion Perspective
—	1 Vote	Wawa Backs Out in These States Move Over, Bruce Willis: NASA Is Destroying the Dems Jan. 6 Rally Amid Heightened Police Presence
—	1 Vote	Annapolis Students Help Save Democratic Capitalism
—	1 Vote	George Carlin: Why Is He Famous For?
—	1 Vote	A Utah High School Stories That Sound Like True Royalty

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