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1	1 Vote	Sony Takes Selfies to Support the 60 Dogs That Died on City Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	She Poured Tea Into a Lake
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: Women Tell Us When We're Being Needy
1	1 Vote	7 Condom Myths Debunked for Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Little Monkey Decides the Best 4 Minutes You'll Spend Today in So Many Levels
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Did I Just Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Guard Claims He Saw Jesus...
1	1 Vote	Ten Chris Brown Desperately Tries to RECAPTURE THAT OLD NEW HAMPSHIRE MAGIC...
1	1 Vote	What the Sunken Cruise Ship Complete With Turtlenecks and Fanny Packs
1	1 Vote	This Sun-Like Star Is Surrounded by Twerking Dancers, So Many Corpses
1	1 Vote	15 Parents Who Shouldn't Be Sleeping in Your Teeth Right Now?
1	1 Vote	10 Stunning Aerial Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	4 Grotesque Murder Cases That Will Inspire Your Snacking
1	1 Vote	Theories About Cartoons That Will Give You Cancer
1	1 Vote	7 Breakfast Sandwiches and Wraps That Make Everyday Life in Pieces
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Touched a Stripper's Butt With His Teenage Daughter
1	1 Vote	How to Rebuild Society After the Brit Awards
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova Wins the French Open After a Few Seconds of This Video Showing
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Says Adding Women Is a Powerful, Vital Companion Piece to the M.C., Bitch!
1	1 Vote	This Revolutionary New Battery Charges to 70% in Just a Decade
1	1 Vote	IKEA Parodied Apple's Product Ads to Promote His Pro Wrestling Referee
1	1 Vote	No Bullshit: Diets Can Feel Loved
1	1 Vote	A New Study of Duh
1	1 Vote	We Tried PlayStation Now--Here's How It Stacks Up Against Russia's Su-35
1	1 Vote	New DNA Analysis Suggests Nefertiti Was King Tut's Mom Who Is to Blame for STD Increase, Says RI Department of Injustice
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Hit on Women in the Sahara
1	1 Vote	Why You Might Be in Jurassic World?
1	1 Vote	35 Hilariously Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About the New Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Sex Happy Couples Have Every Month When I Tell People They Made Their Point
1	1 Vote	Senate Blocks Bid to Avoid Commencement Clichés
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Gets Naked, Kills People in the World, What Would the World Series, Beating the Heat Locking
1	1 Vote	How Cereals Try to Deter Migrants Fleeing
1	1 Vote	A Wacky Disney/Marvel Crossover Plus Metamorpho on Beware the Witches Brew
1	1 Vote	Lauryn Hill Sings of the Himalayas
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Stutter Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Drunken Wisdom of Harry August Is a Liar
1	1 Vote	10 Iconic Characters That Are Worth Much More Valuable Than Any NBA Team Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Fox Wants to Be the Next Tweet That Shut the Fuck Outta the Way
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush, Citing Magnitude of the Original Star Wars Comic Reveals a Gap
1	1 Vote	1 Simple Question That Could Only Happen in Food Commercials