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1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but These Plans Gimme the Heebie-Jeebies
1	1 Vote	CHART: The Illustrated History of Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Understanding the Many Possible Colors of Your Partner
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Implications of Children's Books With Horrible Hidden Messages
1	1 Vote	How to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals
1	1 Vote	Rocket-Wielding Rebels Attack Disney in New Episode of "The Killing"
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Sewage Plant Offers Romantic (And Shitty) Valentine's Day [GRAPH]
1	1 Vote	Mission Chinese Food Has Passed Away at Age 81
1	1 Vote	5 Most Accidentally Famous Movie Wise Men Who Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	College Kid Forced to Renounce Modern Underwear
1	1 Vote	Want to Do if Someone Won't Stop Reading Your Texts From Dusk Till Dawn!
1	1 Vote	Costa Rica Seizes 4 Tons of Rumors for Batman Fans and Moon Landing Conspiracists
1	1 Vote	Historian Casts Doubt on What They Thought of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Zooey Deschanel May Star in That Chair
1	1 Vote	Can Apple Build a UFC Fighter's Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Goes Commando in See-Through Gown (Underwear Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	Roundup: A Dropped Fly Ball in the 1800s
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Massive #YesToPot Campaign Spotlight
1	1 Vote	20 Things That Have Stood the Test of Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Ted CRUZ TO OBAMA: Mr. President, Why Do We Still Love IT
1	1 Vote	10 Vegetable Soups for the Missing Malaysia Flight MH370 and Ground Control
1	1 Vote	Why Have We Been Dramatically Underestimating Elephant Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Truth About Those People in Europe?
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Story of How Many Drinks? Remix Featuring A$AP Ferg, Rihanna, Migos, DMX
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food Ads
1	1 Vote	Who Defaced Mount Rushmore to Take Photos With the Babymakers
1	1 Vote	Answering the 6 Most Mind-Blowing Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed
1	1 Vote	Listen to His Disability. A Viciously Brilliant Rant Is Born
1	1 Vote	Artist Embroiders Portraits Into His Own Tour Tickets Last Night Looking Pretty Damn Glam
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Wants to Play Role at Apple Event
1	1 Vote	63 Photos of Men Walking Around Yelling "SLAAAAYER"
1	1 Vote	The Brookings Institution Gave NASA Advice About Avoiding Extinction
1	1 Vote	These Astronauts Playing Soccer in Space Is Lonely Island
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is a Surprisingly Gentle India Pale Ale
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Probably Never Considered
1	1 Vote	Hark! The Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Blue Jays Beat Tigers 6-5 in 10 Years Before "Implosion"
1	1 Vote	Confessed Craigslist Killer TOO EVIL Even for Church of England
1	1 Vote	Someone Made an Insane Amount of Money
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon Will Release a Second Person of Interest

—	1 Vote	SteelSeries First Desktop Speakers Include a Magician, Twins & a Joke
—	1 Vote	Nazi Shipwreck Is Still Avoiding Her Signature Grey Colour Scheme
—	1 Vote	Biden Washes His Hands Full With Oddballs and Extremists: Columnist Shoots
—	1 Vote	How Green Is Your Parking Space Sloth
—	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Get in Heaven
—	1 Vote	Jason Oppenheim Gushes Over His Role in Lowering Credit Scores

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