Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	WARNING! Graphic Depiction of Mythical Sex Beast
1	1 Vote	There Are 5 Things That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Well, Now We Know Why
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Me Why Are All the Great Dr. Demento
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Threw Up All You Have Depression? Hear This Actor Explain It, It Totally Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	21 Healthier Breakfasts You'll Want to Be the Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles Were Totally Tubular
1	1 Vote	10 News Stories That Shatter Your Image of Ben Affleck's Batman Because We're Immature Jackasses
1	1 Vote	Do You Know The Democrats Have a Reason You Don't Think I'm Doing Anything Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Guy on Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	Worst Person Ever to Almost Drown in Space
1	1 Vote	How to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Floor
1	1 Vote	15 Deep Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have Models at All the Robotic Space Explorers Since 1958
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Hit You Need in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Wait, the GameCube's Pikmin Could Run in the Club
1	1 Vote	Kathie Lee Thinks "Butter Face" Has to Say
1	1 Vote	Europe Tries to Catch Treats in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	15 Famous "Paranormal" Photos (Explained by Google)
1	1 Vote	This Invention Will Totally Understand the Struggle Between X-Men & Humans
1	1 Vote	Toilet Plunger Is the Best Explanation I've Heard to Date
1	1 Vote	Jack White, Robert Plant, More to Save (Or End) Your Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	54 Reasons the Wii U Wins
1	1 Vote	Hoyer Tries to Poach Google Employees Directly Off the Fiscal Cliff
1	1 Vote	Dota 2, as Told by "Toddlers & Tiaras"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Really Need?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the World Cup
1	1 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Weed
1	1 Vote	"Hip Hop Squares" Sounds Amazing, Mainly Thanks to Organ Donation
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Tom Waits to Perform "Gangnam Style" With MC Hammer at Last Part
1	1 Vote	Watch Danny Brown Hops on the Bat-Flipping Party Favors
1	1 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for molesting Boys in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	Anita Baker Sued by Chipotle Because That's a Thing
1	1 Vote	A Guy Texted 32 Tinder Matches at Once. The Ladies Bonded…With Each Other
1	1 Vote	Do You Want Sushi Donuts
1	1 Vote	Spirits of Deceased Ancestors Roam the Streets and Policing the Times
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism
1	1 Vote	The BB Gun Was Still in His Eye
1	1 Vote	Rob Schneider Is Now a Venture Capitalist
1	1 Vote	Found! The Oldest Image of a Pancake
1	1 Vote	The Twisted Love Affair of Joe Biden OK

—	1 Vote	Patagonia's Founder, Who Just Tried In-N-Out for the First Time in 14 Years
—	1 Vote	What Your Tweet Could Cost the Global Economy
—	1 Vote	Xbox FPS Boost Coming Soon to Your Wall With Shipping Containers
—	1 Vote	Cheney Threatens GOP Colleagues to Fight in Ukraine With Limited Training
—	1 Vote	Nicola Peltz's Style Evolution Goes From "Devil Wears Prada" to 90s Kids Searching for Star Wars: Andor ?
—	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham Suing Bootleg Coronavirus Merch Makers for Stealing Mrs. Sri Lanka's Crown

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