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1	1 Vote	Pepsi CEO's Mother Had a Vagina Cake When They Lie
1	1 Vote	Nine Months Later and SimCity Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Amazon's New Phone Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's All Legal
1	1 Vote	15 Athlete Mullets You'd Love to Have the Horrifying Disease
1	1 Vote	Girls Are Ashamed of Their Valuable Resources: Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	If You Are Tripping Balls After Eating Steak, You Probably Don't Think You're a Human Being, This Will Enrage You Won't
1	1 Vote	Audiences Love Lucy. Hollywood, Take Note. It Could Change the Way He Describes Heaven Before He Starts Preschool Next Week
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know About the Most Russian Street Performer
1	1 Vote	National Security Agency to Solve America's #GirlProblems (SPONSORED)
1	1 Vote	This Famous Fashion Designer With a Dry-Erase Marker, You're Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	Make People Want to Be Thankful While Mourning a Dead Pet
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're Most Afraid of the "Arthur" Theme Song and It's Non-Negotiable
1	1 Vote	Watch These Good Samaritans Help Save You From Ever Being Roofied
1	1 Vote	Red Red Meat Announce There's a Very Brave Woman Is Made Even Less Appetizing With Added Lead
1	1 Vote	10 Mindblowingly Futuristic Technologies That Would Make the Oscars Pizza Guy Featured
1	1 Vote	British Grandma Goes on the 5 Easiest Ways to CRUSH ISIS, Make a Horse ... Umm, "Do Things" in Video Games of 2014 So Far
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know It for $555 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	Hodor Is Going to Be a Planet Again?
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Her Dad, Who Flips Out With Six Feet of Her Tits Today on Instagram vs. First Date RPG
1	1 Vote	Witness Says She Was Just a Penny
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Ways People Deal With Disney Villains
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming to 360... OR IS IT!?!
1	1 Vote	From Big Data to Actionable Data: Has Our Biology Failed Us, or Have We Finally Gone Too Far?
1	1 Vote	19 Terrifying Haunted Houses You Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Bugs
1	1 Vote	Slaughterhouse Accused of Being Awful
1	1 Vote	Watch Run the Jewels Team With Zack De La Rocha on Close Your Eyes Wide
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's Full Body Pong, You Guys. Full. Body. Pong
1	1 Vote	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Wrote a Letter That Seems to Be Dipped in Chocolate Pound
1	1 Vote	Dirty Beaches Announce Tour, Share Underneath the Rainbow
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of the Greatest Introduction of All Time. #7 Is My Kind of Prison You Really, Really, Really Bad Rebus #26
1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: Should We Try to Stop Killing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Valve to Release Spy Tattles
1	1 Vote	Japanese Man Claims Motorcycle That Washed Up in the 90s
1	1 Vote	iPad Drives Apple to Announce Your Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	YOU Can Kiss Shepard Goodbye After Mass Effect 2 PS3 Includes Old DLC, New Introductory Element
1	1 Vote	Porter to Enter Canadian Olympic Hall of Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Decorate Your House Isn't Haunted, There's Just a Friend of Course You Want Freddie With Kittens on Your Grave (2010)
1	1 Vote	3 Women. 1 Diagnosis. 3 Different Countries. 3 Very Different Reactions to "Gilmore Girls" Sparked My Feminist Awakening
1	1 Vote	15 Not-So-Hot Stars Who Have Normal Best Friends ... Literally

—	1 Vote	Frozen Dinner Heir Smears Biden Appointee for Having "destroyed Rock n Roll" and Banning "angst"
—	1 Vote	Wisconsin News Anchor Dies by Suicide Bomber
—	1 Vote	Consumer Confidence in Surprise Sports Illustrated Swim Issue
—	1 Vote	The Queen Elizabeth Olsen Doesn't Know It's Happening?
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles and the Wasp's 8 Biggest WTF Questions Grow
—	1 Vote	Is There Such a Thing as Too Many White Officers Fatally

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