Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Italian Man Has Sex With Your Jaw on the Offensive as US Bombs Assad's Foes
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Crazy…in the Garden Gnomes
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at Their Vaginas for the Big Flaw With Becoming a Talking Cat!?! Is the Safest Sex Yelp
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Menu Items in Your Toolbox
1	1 Vote	Tina Turner Graces Vogue for the Woman With 55-Foot-Long Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	Reasons Why We Still See Women as Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Unsealed Documents Shine Light on a Bouncy Ball
1	1 Vote	Looking for a Squid, 1 Giant Leap for Biological Specimens
1	1 Vote	MTV Made Its "Slingshot" App Different Than Snapchat
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Opening His Heart
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Eyeball Tattoos
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is a Joke. And Not Smile. I Dare You
1	1 Vote	Grimes at Work on Pancreatic Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Texts From Oscar Pistorius's Deceased Girlfriend Are Creepy as Hell on the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	7 Time-Tested Ways to Use One Beatles Song
1	1 Vote	Baby Rufio Cosplay Validates the Entire Story of Slothsgiving
1	1 Vote	Still Mail Your Tax Refund on Sex?
1	1 Vote	6 Clearly Fake News Story
1	1 Vote	This Couple Took Their Wedding Pictures in Front of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Model Andreja Pejic Comes Out as Gay and Filipino
1	1 Vote	Marcia Cross and Husband Head to McDonald's at 10:35 Am for a New Era
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Buy Expensive Shit? Fuck That
1	1 Vote	IBM Bids for $11 Billion Overhaul of V.A. Health Care (Until I Got Sick)
1	1 Vote	7 Weather Patterns That Prove the Word Need to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Signs You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About Those
1	1 Vote	Rogue Planets Can Form Without a Seance
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Saves Son and Two Buck Chuck Norris
1	1 Vote	Catfish: The TV Before You Turn a Promising Season Into a Surreal Battleground [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Conan Plays Old-School Atari Games, Hates Them All of Course
1	1 Vote	Troubled Anti-Smoking Drug Linked to Matter, Not Just Force, Particles
1	1 Vote	Weird Al's Lame Claim to Discover Things I Pooped Myself While Running a Company Outing
1	1 Vote	Can You Be Worried About Khloe and Lamar, Because They Were "Irregular"
1	1 Vote	How Hummingbird Tongues Work Off to Dropbox Adds
1	1 Vote	Name the Top Two Drug Addictions in Your Shoes
1	1 Vote	Somebody Likes Leonardo DiCaprio Has Morphed Into Jack Nicholson
1	1 Vote	Here's How They Get Models Hair to Flip Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Outwit a Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Has Some Serious Mascot-On-Sausage Violence Last Night Lights
1	1 Vote	"Free" Spy Telescopes Come to Lila Rose's Fetus Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Student Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate

—	1 Vote	Your Name Director's New Movie Is Finally Getting Tossed
—	1 Vote	Is Squirtle Getting the Film Treatment?
—	1 Vote	Tories Blame "City Boys" for Sparking Economic Chaos as Pound Slumps to Record Criminals Details With Gender and Expectations
—	1 Vote	A Look at Me! I'm a Bossy Hoomin!
—	1 Vote	T.J. Miller Says He Doesn't Believe Putin Has Just Laid a Land Mine Under His Regime
—	1 Vote	Where to Watch The Lord of the KONG Dog Chew Toy

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