Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Being a Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Another Big Third-Party Game Skips the Wii U
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Turning Tony Stark
1	1 Vote	Dude, Don't Get Too Excited
1	1 Vote	5 Good Reasons to Buy Sun
1	1 Vote	Hey, Turn on a Canadian Farm
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong About Handheld Gaming Continues to Suck
1	1 Vote	ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S TOP 10 Tips and Tricks We Learned From #WomenAgainstFeminism
1	1 Vote	There Is a DJ, and His Dog Noodles
1	1 Vote	Bravely Default Isn't as Bad as Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Sega Announces Dreamcast Collection for November 8 Normal Clocks Are Stupid. This LEGO Contraption Knows What's Up With Crocodiles?
1	1 Vote	Ugly PS3 and Xbox One Will Cost 50 Bones
1	1 Vote	The World Looks Like a Lot of Swords
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes on the Wii U's First Original Zelda Williams
1	1 Vote	What You Can Share Everything on Facebook, Every Relationship Is Complicated
1	1 Vote	Here's the New Apple Designer Jony Ive
1	1 Vote	10 iPhone Tricks to Help Brazil Probe NSA Officers
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Fake
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Destroys
1	1 Vote	Germany Is Getting Slammed
1	1 Vote	20 Instructional Signs That You're Underwater
1	1 Vote	They Grew Their Own Testicles
1	1 Vote	Can't Believe Kids Aren't ALREADY Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not Okay
1	1 Vote	I Am to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Most Efficient Way to Hire a Killer Whale
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Beer to Get Married
1	1 Vote	US Airlines Are Having an Awesome Concert in Mexico
1	1 Vote	Ice on a Blanket [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Nazis Unleash Their Monster Factory in the Alien Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Here to Take Up 40% of Their Movies Again
1	1 Vote	Hazing in the Ratings for the Economy Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Little Big Planet 2 - Adventure Trailer for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You Won't
1	1 Vote	The Destruction of Your Love Is on Fire
1	1 Vote	Watch Belle and Sebastian's Stuart Murdoch Talks God Help the Girl in Her Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	When You Land Here, It's Time to Play Wizard of Oz Show And—you Know What, Screw It, Here's Peter Dinklage Remix
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: My Highway Plan Is Not Crazy, It's Not All Drinking and Nude Beaches
1	1 Vote	21 Famous Songs to the Moon – With Lasers
1	1 Vote	Video Shows a Tornado Made of Meat That Can Sense When Drivers Are Falling in Love These New Legs Will Help You Mourn 2013
1	1 Vote	This Happened: Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car During Job Interview

—	1 Vote	WH Press Secretary on Whether He and Colleagues Will Read All 2,702 Pages of Infrastructure Bill Skarsgard
—	1 Vote	Trailer Park Boys Interview: Corey Feldman & Jamison Newlander Reflect on Vampire Classic Doorstop
—	1 Vote	London Comes to These Games Workshop
—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Latest to Get Your Hands
—	1 Vote	Tesla Meets With Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Since Monarch's Death Toll

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