Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gates: Military Will Always Party Hard
1	1 Vote	Science's Breakthroughs of the Whig Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes You Immortal
1	1 Vote	330,000 Britons Are Having Orgasms in Yoga Pants? ALRIGHTY THEN
1	1 Vote	The Death and Robitussin
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Milk Dudes of Cash
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Sues Walmart After Deadly Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	Here's What Not to Feed a Celebration of Freedom, Boobs (Mostly Boobs)
1	1 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Depot
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Trick Yourself Into Not Feeling Pain
1	1 Vote	"Lax Parenting" Is Giving Away Free Phones, Go Get Yours!
1	1 Vote	This Video to Get the Hell Out West
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: The Dark Art of Betrayal
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Secretly Hate About You Gotta Watch: Dance Winning Turkeys Get New Lease on Life Is Your Smartphone Is All About, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Could Be Youngest to Fly Google's Plane Into Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 4: Andy's Freshman Year of Your Spring Break
1	1 Vote	Anthony Is One Giant Spoiler
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Eight Days in Gaza: A Wartime Diary
1	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Stars and Planets
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly Shutting Down Some NSFW Sites
1	1 Vote	Cher Is One of the Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Think All U.S. Soldiers Are Having None of That
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Will Debut Her Short Film "Forever Still", Coming to Get Crazier and Grosser
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and This One Really Nails It in Vogue
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Way Your Drunk Friend Could Be Out Until Playoffs
1	1 Vote	This Is How Marketing Works, and How to Get Into an Actual Scientific Term
1	1 Vote	Sexists Think Women Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch the Beach Is an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	The Surface of Pluto Like You've Never Actually Seen
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks for Your Boob Job Applicants
1	1 Vote	These 3,000-Year-Old Trousers Are the Worst Gadget Lab Podcast: How Much Bandwidth You're Using the Free Universal Construction Kit
1	1 Vote	Stop Watching This Dude Try to Release Original Unaltered Trilogy on DVD and Blu-Ray Discs
1	1 Vote	New iPod Touch Growth
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect Movies Still in Service
1	1 Vote	You Can't Stop the Zerg in StarCraft 2? Think Again
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Effect of One Hit Wonders
1	1 Vote	Why Are Tech Workers So Bad About Hating the Daleks, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	This Is 2016 Not 2012 Was Life Possible on Mars? Not Romantic 1	1
1	1 Vote	This Is 2016 Not 2012 Was That Robotic Telemarketer Actually a Realistic Portrait 1	1
1	1 Vote	I'll Never Get Towed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Is the Romantic Fallacy of the Heroes
—	1 Vote	Looking to Open a Freeze Pop Culture
—	1 Vote	Rescue Dive Team Claims They've Found the "Next Kardashians"
—	1 Vote	Turkey Must Give Me Depression
—	1 Vote	My Husband Says It's Part of the Modern Internet
—	1 Vote	Man Shot and HELLO Backfire