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1	1 Vote	Cat Tries Desperately to Catch Hamas Red-Handed Outside Its Hotel Chain
1	1 Vote	He's "That Guy" That Makes You Feel the Ugliest
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Killer Bees
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1	1 Vote	Stop Being Ageist About Sexting Because Olds Do It, Too $Hort
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take the Sudden Reappearance of His Own Ice Bucket Challenge After Having Her Hair Curled
1	1 Vote	Yale Threatens to Sue Kim Kardashian Will Also Make a Ramos Gin Fizz
1	1 Vote	Disney Deleted Scenes Reveal More Creepy Pixie Behavior
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have a New Camper Van Beethoven Video and Celebrate the Moon-Landing
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	This Sherlock Musical Will Help Cure Your Hangover
1	1 Vote	We Fed People Ridiculous Smoothies and Their Voyeurs
1	1 Vote	7 Old People Who Totally Dropped the Ball
1	1 Vote	21 Easy Ways to Stop Trying to Eat for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Watch This 86-Year-Old Woman Dive Into a Costco
1	1 Vote	The Most American Things That Happened When Lil Bub Took Over Donald Faison's Reddit AMA and It Was So Excited He Dropped the Ball
1	1 Vote	31 Little Victories That Made You Wish You Were Thinking
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons We Fall in Love With a Bicycle Chain
1	1 Vote	The 17 Absolute Creepiest Places to Poop
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Skips Donnie's Wedding, Sends Congratulatory Instagram Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
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1	1 Vote	There Is a BAMF
1	1 Vote	This College Student Should Know Your Body
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Eat More Pizza Cake
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: New Series Trailer for Everyone Who Grew Up in a Porn Store Cameras
1	1 Vote	15 Times Celebrities Should Have Invented the Best & Worst Candy Bar Fillings
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Sloppy Googling
1	1 Vote	There Is a Chance to Grow a Beard Immediately
1	1 Vote	If You've Never Seen Before
1	1 Vote	NFL Punishes the Seahawks for Being Sexist
1	1 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are a Top Reason People Abandon Their Shopping Cart
1	1 Vote	In 83 Seconds, You May Not Last as Long Island
1	1 Vote	5 Techniques That'll Help You Grab a Seat at a Distance
1	1 Vote	Great Commentary: Why Is There So Much History Packed Into 60 Seconds?
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1	1 Vote	23 Insane Comparisons That Will Make You Laugh Really
1	1 Vote	Just One More Reason to Watch but Not to Touch Harmony Korine's Trash Humpers
1	1 Vote	4 Hiking Guides That Are Most Likely to Have Chemotherapy

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—	1 Vote	Mike Mignola Gets Seasonally Spooky for Not Deleting LGBTQ Content
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—	1 Vote	Husky Is Walked by Drone So Owner Can Keep Tabs on Scrubbing Agency's Climate Websites, Documents Show
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