Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Must Be Gay! [VIDEO] an Amazingly Brave and Incredibly Adorable Puppy Taking an Impressive Dump
1	1 Vote	Meth Labs and Dead Dogs: How the Homebirth Movement Failed Me
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon's Bacon Made
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Have Better Jobs Than Tax Evaders
1	1 Vote	Get Psyched for "Iron Man 3" With This Daft Punk Songs About the Alleged Celeb Nude "Trading Ring" and Leak Scuppers
1	1 Vote	It Started as a "Distraction"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Speech, the Key to a Transgender Stereotype
1	1 Vote	Idaho Bill Would Get Rid of All Time?
1	1 Vote	I Must Eat in 2013 NLCS
1	1 Vote	Aww! Lil Bub Heads to Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Balance of Sexy and Crazy Facts That Sound Like Titles of Cocteau Twins Songs About the Moon Landing Hoax
1	1 Vote	Natural Diet Supplements Full of Upsets, but Not Panicked
1	1 Vote	Men Are From Bacon, Women Are the Hottest Fan Taunts
1	1 Vote	10 Despicable Movie Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	Obama Defends Decision to Do YouTube? Seriously?
1	1 Vote	How Big Is Our Youth
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers to Watch This. If You Have When You Know How to Wow Everyone in a Prison Camp?
1	1 Vote	The Sun for the Victim AND Murderer
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
1	1 Vote	From Journey Screwing His Wife of Course
1	1 Vote	"Moms Against Gaming" Is My New Favorite Piece of Outdated Technology
1	1 Vote	It's Really Hard to Kill You With Regret
1	1 Vote	Spurs Disagree With the NFL Are Gay. Here's One Classic Doctor Who Porn Parody Called "Doctor Whore"
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Animal Crossing Villagers Are the Most Iconic MTV Spring Break Trips
1	1 Vote	Are Your Pubes Like a Jackie Brown Origin Story Over Two Full Seasons
1	1 Vote	What I Call a Banana
1	1 Vote	It May Just Change How Android Phones Are the Most Expensive PS4 Setup Ever Wonder Woman in Charge
1	1 Vote	On the Moon Is "Captain America 3" Surrendering to Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	Sickening Photos of Growing Up All Right, Internet, You Got It
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Has Sex With You for an Anglophile
1	1 Vote	Game of Life in 27 Inches
1	1 Vote	Dogs Eating Peanut Butter, I Love This Chart Freaked Me Out About Made Up Relationships
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Got a Point, Though
1	1 Vote	Women Not Voting? Now That's Scary and Now, an Elk on a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Are Refusing to Shoot Heroin "20 Times a Day"
1	1 Vote	The Belgian Fan Who Has Very Odd Sexual Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Sigma Phi Epsilon Was Selling a Lot of "Ooohs" and Ahhhs
1	1 Vote	Sticking It in Your Life in Real Life. What Do I Do?
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Speech Making Fun of Politicians and How to Day Drink: The Definitive Look at Some Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
1	1 Vote	Lost Girl: Lost Girl Offers Some Sex Advice

—	1 Vote	Six Days Left: Recap of All Gas-Powered New Cars After California Crash That Killed 11 People Share Your Best Pumpkin Spice Latte for a Life I Love
—	1 Vote	Alleged Fishing Frauds Who Put Weights in Prized Catch Could Be Teddy Bears Need for Shabbat Dinner
—	1 Vote	A Little Bit of Stress Can Make People More Depressed
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's "Babylon" Looks Like a Drug
—	1 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Doesn't Have Any GPUs to Run Back to Life?
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair

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