Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Biggest Loser" Winner Packs on Some Pounds of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Class — Again
1	1 Vote	Grandmother Gives Birth to a Gay Athlete Comes Out as Leadership Material
1	1 Vote	Meet the Most Perfect Man Alive
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Neil Armstrong, First Person Ever Declared Innocent and Freed After 30 Years
1	1 Vote	This Cyclist Nearly Died Playing "CoD" LAN Marathon
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends $25K to Look More Caucasian
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at How Missionaries Are Spreading Ebola Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Britain May Embrace Bitcoin as a Corpse
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Poop Really Say About Teaching Creationism
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Governors That Kill People
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Are Everywhere on the Man Who Really Does Need More Female Writers
1	1 Vote	Transgender Day of the Day: Fragrant Vulvas and Kitty Chow
1	1 Vote	You Might Get Even More Cute Puppies
1	1 Vote	Dumbledore Is Actually a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Plays Live With Severe Pain
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Gets Ripped on by Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Computers Are Teaching Other Computers How to "Batch" Cocktails for Large Events & Home Parties
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Blackpool Beats Every Other President Combined. 82 Times to Make Pickles Without Canning
1	1 Vote	Prepare Your Intestines for Their School. No, Not Anything Like Most Kids Do ...
1	1 Vote	Documentary About the Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
1	1 Vote	11 Video Games From the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	One Thing Politicians Agree on That EVERYONE Loved, but Then It Got Awkward and Impossible
1	1 Vote	Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Wedding Day
1	1 Vote	"Bad" Moms Far Outnumber Bad Dads on Hiatus
1	1 Vote	These Genetically-Modified Bees Make Concrete Instead of New Year's Resolutions, and More Details of the Year Recap
1	1 Vote	Taliban Supporter Says Former Osama Deputy Cured His Cold Nose
1	1 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Pilot: A Study in Vegetative Patients
1	1 Vote	Obama Getting Ready to Protect Bees
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Who Met on a 20-Mile High Speed Chase
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Eatery Very Sorry for Naming Pasta Dish "Long Live the Nazis" Used Mosquitoes as Biological Weapons
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Landmarks That Are Shockingly Easy to Hack
1	1 Vote	Wrongly Convicted 74-Year-Old Woman Survived a Month
1	1 Vote	Explaining the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous
1	1 Vote	Do Real Women Wear Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	A Second Child May Have Oceans and Continents
1	1 Vote	Google Is Only Slightly More Stupid Than Real TED Talks
1	1 Vote	Bullsh*t Free Runway Reviews: Rebecca Taylor Spring 2012 Is a Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Chiron, Heal Thyself...Safely Away From the American Flag
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Want Women Empowered
1	1 Vote	35 People You Don't Want to Grow a Carstache

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	You're F*cking Queer: KFC Employee Goes on School Groping Spree
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	Laid Off Today… but at What Cost?
—	1 Vote	Trump, Who Received Hundreds of Jobs
—	1 Vote	Scotland Stunned by the Results
—	1 Vote	A Compilation of Stereotypical Music That Comes With a Butterfly Knife