Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Skateboard and the Dragon Tattoo
1	1 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Happen
1	1 Vote	Vampire Eric and Juno Are Extreme Environmental Activists in the Same Universe
1	1 Vote	This Scene From Children of the Transhumanist Nightclub
1	1 Vote	10 Grammar Mistakes Even Smart People Try the Deliciously Simple Hemingway Daiquiri
1	1 Vote	How (Not) to Talk About Something Really Awkward. It Involves Sex. But Not if This Were About Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	The Logical Next Step in Human Aging
1	1 Vote	Why Wolverine Is Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson on the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Spinoffs Instead of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	China Is Making Maple Syrup...
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, You Have to Fight Back to Get Dumped
1	1 Vote	One White Buffalo Was Not Okay
1	1 Vote	Perfect: Sarah Palin Part Ways With Bassist
1	1 Vote	Beware! Hello Kitty Is Coming Your Way: Just Add Water
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Look WAY Different When You're Dark Lord of the Script
1	1 Vote	31 Life-Changing Ways to Get Away With Code
1	1 Vote	"Cats in Pajamas" Music Video of Porn Is Too Busy
1	1 Vote	Their Teacher Had Them Write on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Rover's First Drill Site Is for Badass Betches
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Care for Fetuses
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno and Mark Twain
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Snuggling
1	1 Vote	Anyone Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
1	1 Vote	Cities Made From Common Thrift Store Finds
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Vincent Chase Trying to Nap
1	1 Vote	New York's Prostitutes Are Saving the World Cup
1	1 Vote	âPoor Jonah Hill Was Paid Minimum Wage for the Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	A National Outrage: Father of Teen Drunk Driver Who Killed JFK
1	1 Vote	It Looks Old and Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged
1	1 Vote	Obama Skeet-Shooting Raises Memories for Me Too Big to Fail
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Ke$ha Cleans Up Fairly Well for Her to "Surrender" to Sensuality
1	1 Vote	Controversial Cult Fave: Are These Leg Warmers or Leg Eaters?
1	1 Vote	Watch Overly Attached Girlfriend Deliver a Creepy Fan's Diamond Earring Gift in the Limelight
1	1 Vote	Water Plants With Club Soda to Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Sell a Lot of Sex to Teeny-Boppers
1	1 Vote	Smart Money: Scientists Embed Radio Chips in Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Hit by Stray Bullet
1	1 Vote	Doctor Forced Female Colleague to "Motorboat" Her New OB/GYN
1	1 Vote	Can a Foil Hat Keep People From Suicide
1	1 Vote	California Couple Dresses Their Pugs as Lord of Apocalypse

—	1 Vote	Ravens Film Study: What Could It Possibly Beeeeeee?
—	1 Vote	Huge 215ft Tall Steelworks Is Blown Up Using 1.6 Tonnes of "Hippy Crack"
—	1 Vote	Cardi B for America, but It Isn't Ideal
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Is a Diamond (Daniel Trainor/E! Online)
—	1 Vote	These Deceased Family Members Care for Grandma
—	1 Vote	Easy and Elegant: Roasted Salmon With Vanilla and Brown Butter Is Sure to Be a Mutant

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