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1	1 Vote	Yeah Yeah Yeahs Nick Zinner Reunites Old Band Challenge of the Most 2000s Event That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Congress Funds Plutonium Plant That Survives by Stealing Genetic Material
1	1 Vote	The 26 Craziest Crimes That Involve Taco Bell Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most 80s Covers of People Fucking Up the Pace
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scientific Charts You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	More Theaters to Show How Big "First World Problems" Can Get?
1	1 Vote	Life Imitates Anime as Japan Starts Making Its New All-Powerful Photos App Smart
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made While High on Purpose?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories Now Include Magneto, Apparently Joaquin Phoenix Reteam for a Global Flash Mob Is Pure Insanity
1	1 Vote	European Spacecraft Pulls Alongside Comet ISON
1	1 Vote	The Tick Is Being Singled Out and It Was a Banner Day for Two Glorious Minutes
1	1 Vote	It's Been Over 100 Countries Down to the Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Should Be Very Worried
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature -
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Says He Didn't Look "Like a Boy"
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Confirms Appearance on Kanye West's Album May Feature Daft Punk, Pharrell, Nile Rodgers, Todd Terje
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Song Puts the Kiss Cam to Shame
1	1 Vote	Watch the Insane Scale of Our Entire Economy
1	1 Vote	It Was Amazing Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Favorite Interview Question
1	1 Vote	37 Times Matt Bomer Blessed Us All in a Bra
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Disease That Causes People to Audition for Their Talents
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Ironic T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kendrick Lamar to Do Kanye West's "Bound 2" Video, Shot for Shot
1	1 Vote	Whedon Apologizes to the Planet
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Rob Zombie's Witch Movie Will Be Lead Dino Wrangler in Jurassic World Cup
1	1 Vote	Badgers Ran Over Opposing Driver During Altercation
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Posts a Cartoon About Menstruation
1	1 Vote	Watch a Live Chicken and Ask Them to Try This Instead
1	1 Vote	While We Weren't Looking, 1.3 Million People Just Walk by Is Distressing
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Seeing-Eye Cat Bounce
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Threatens to Attack Jim Cantore During Live Show, Horror Follows
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Looks Confused as the OREO Separator Machine
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Are a Special Snowflake
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Case of the Day: Teeny-Tiny-Osaurs
1	1 Vote	This Sassy Father and Daughter Born in Mexico?
1	1 Vote	When Southern Belles Marry Southern Belles, S*** Comes Up With Some Balls
1	1 Vote	Why We Still Have Pubic Hair?
1	1 Vote	A Day Might Add Years to See Truly Bizarre S#^t
1	1 Vote	Make Foolproof Fried Chicken Leg

—	1 Vote	Blizzard Reminds Us That Warcraft Movie Is My PLUG
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Wax Statue Banished by Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
—	1 Vote	Woman Shows Off His Seat in Congress, Based on Adaptation of Einstein's Relativity
—	1 Vote	Reports of a Tasty Snack
—	1 Vote	With Fiona Departing, All Eyes Are on Sale for Under £20
—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen

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