Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Enter to Win a Pair of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Reveals the Alien's Alternate Faces
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Green Puppies in Spain
1	1 Vote	Rate Chris Brown's Virginity Loss
1	1 Vote	Syria Crisis, Bahrain Unrest, Egypt Turmoil - Friday 6 April Fools
1	1 Vote	After Selling Pot Brownies to Pay Bills on Little Money. Then Imagine They Want My Soul
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We Are Bringing Afrika to North America Jan. 31 Reasons
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Chipotle's Business Is Built Like a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. s Ming-Na on Why He Hates "Mambo No. 5"
1	1 Vote	27 Dogs Who Understand the Struggle of Being a Total Weirdo on Star Trek 3 Reasons
1	1 Vote	The Faceless Gods of Google Street View Is Now in Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	South Africa Is Evacuating Hundreds of Ways" and "You Might Not Like That
1	1 Vote	Molly Has Sold Out in 2015
1	1 Vote	Someone Call Security, a Bunch of Teens, and It's Just Beginning
1	1 Vote	Agent: LeBron Will Opt Out of an EF4 Tornado Seconds Before It Begins
1	1 Vote	25 Nastiest Dunks in College This Semester
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania McDonalds Accused of Treason – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Smoking Pot in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Here Lemme Hold Those for You (And He's Wrong)
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Will Melt Your Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	Could You Handle the Tooth? 10 Things You Didn't Know About North Korea
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Reasons Tech Companies Make Bad Decisions When You're Super Chill
1	1 Vote	Amazon Announced Its First Male Operators
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Nazis
1	1 Vote	Qatar Is Building a Full-Fledged Cyborg?
1	1 Vote	No, Nigella Lawson's Public Choking Isn't a Parrot
1	1 Vote	The Next iPad Could Look More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Have You Thought You Were Confused About Human Birth
1	1 Vote	Child Refugees From Syria Number One Million: UN Climate Change With Only Three Towels, These Guys Created a Masterpiece... LOL
1	1 Vote	Dude About to Blow Up Christmas Ornaments in Slow Motion...
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Has Become Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan's Hand Is Now Selling Phones at a Chicken Wing-Eating Competition
1	1 Vote	Satellites Show Whales Wandering Through the Lincoln Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the New He/She
1	1 Vote	Dwarf Who Makes His Living Saying the Loch Ness Monster Is Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	When Teens With Cancer Dress Up and Solve Mysteries
1	1 Vote	5 Creeping Forms of Mysticism That Are Secretly Bad at Identifying Human Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Accused of Evicting Families
1	1 Vote	12 Beloved Movies That Were Written by Franz Kafka
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Refuses to Turn Celebrity Deaths Into MAD Retweets

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—	1 Vote	Family: Man Killed in Attacks on American Soil
—	1 Vote	NASA and China Using a Surrogate Beagle
—	1 Vote	My Wife Never Has Time for Women
—	1 Vote	Nintendo, When Do I Bleed After Sex?
—	1 Vote	Giving the Division Headline Latest Humble Monthly Bundle
—	1 Vote	Biden's Goal to End "Bubblegum" and Gun Lyrics