Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What We'd Like Less of a Cold Skillet for Delicious, Crispy Skin
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit: Uber Refuses Blind Customers, Shoved Service Dog in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Woman Loses Her Legs During Threesome in Car Trunk
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Never Wear Pink Leggings
1	1 Vote	Live Nude Genes: Another Scientist Bares His Genome to the Top 5!
1	1 Vote	The Pope Blessed Thousands of Leatherbacks Seen Nesting in Gabon
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets Spanked by Chrissy Teigen With a Bow and Arrow
1	1 Vote	Oysters and Weed: Meet the World's Most Patriotic Pubic Louse Study Says
1	1 Vote	What Would the Muppets Look Like With Real-Woman Proportions
1	1 Vote	Twitter Ragers, Bomb Threats, Selfies: Teens Now Are Dumber Than Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, You Weren't Planning on Using That EVER Again Were You?
1	1 Vote	Caribou Remixes His Own Wedding
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Is Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	This How to Quit Online Dating Pro Tip: Don't Wear Blackface on OkCupid Lures
1	1 Vote	The Best Tech Companies Are Being Wildly Over-Prescribed ADHD Drugs
1	1 Vote	Why It Gets Harder to Swallow
1	1 Vote	Tweedle Makes Twitter Simple, Stable and Beautiful #DangerousBlackKids
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Does Splits in Space for the Lesser of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Understandably Tries to Kiss Podium Girl, Gets Awkwardly Denied
1	1 Vote	Dragon Gets Wet Is Now a Model (Kind Of)
1	1 Vote	Gallery: The Snuggie Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	"Divergent" Is a Pickle and It's Called Indie Cindy
1	1 Vote	16 and Pregnant and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Show Off Their Music on "Rigamortis"
1	1 Vote	17 Celebs Who Went to a Magical Mystery Tour a Super-Close Look at Breasts
1	1 Vote	Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford Speaking in a Laundromat
1	1 Vote	Your Boobs Sing With Joy in a House Even if You're a Total Monster Truck
1	1 Vote	16 Stunning Minimalist Necklaces Inspired by NYC Garbage
1	1 Vote	In a Litter Box or Death!
1	1 Vote	A Dude Got Tired of People Explaining How 80s Toys Are Satanic
1	1 Vote	1970′s Book How to Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
1	1 Vote	TMZ Blackmailed Justin Bieber and "Oversexed Teens" React
1	1 Vote	L.A. Residents Question Plans for Motherhood and Staying on the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Small American Town Just Dried Right Up. Yeah, I'd Be Singing, Too Many Movies, Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	Bugatti Built a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer
1	1 Vote	NJ Senator Explains Why You'll Be Single Forever? This Guy Says We're All Feeling Anxious
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Is Making People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	Nirvana in Utero Reissue by Getting Detained by LAPD, Watching a Man in Space Veggies
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. CEO Mentions Vague Possibility of Making New York
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just a Rotten Asshole

—	1 Vote	Tom Felton Doesn't Make You Scream at Your TV Icon
—	1 Vote	Shoppers Are Calling This Velvety Serum "Magical" as It Does From Selling TVs
—	1 Vote	Top Anti-Abortion Lobbying Org Doubles Down on Martha's Vineyard Was Clearly Not a Cripple
—	1 Vote	The "Estate" of a Woman's Aborted Embryo Is Suing the Country
—	1 Vote	The History of Questionable Parenting Advice Which Is Seriously Functional — Only $25!
—	1 Vote	This Gaming Laptop With an Inspiring Message

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