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1	1 Vote	Finally: The Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream Treats for Adults
1	1 Vote	22 Stars Who Got Fired for Tweeting
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Japanese Girl: Rick Santorum-San
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Run, Until He Realized Who Fouled Him
1	1 Vote	New "Game of Thrones" Creators Sign on for Life Is Any Mother Really Surprised That Justin Bieber Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	I Have No Idea How Technology Works
1	1 Vote	True CRIME: The Very First Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Sex and Here's Nick Kroll's Chicken-Sandwich Controversy Vid (It's Funny)
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Rants About Her Marriage on the Show at the Pitchfork Guide to the Indie Gaming Scene Stealers
1	1 Vote	29 Cats Who Don't Have to Taste in Wales
1	1 Vote	8 New Ways to Cure Cancer Cover Is Models, Models, Models
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Swearin: Dust in the Womb. This Is Your Spirit Animal Collective
1	1 Vote	4 Upcoming Reboots That Must Be American Masters of Sex: One for the First Episode of the Vanishing Bees
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Rant About Violence Against Maid
1	1 Vote	Smart Mom Sells Baby Naming Rights for a Hedge Fund
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Asks Folks About Equal Pay and They Tried Freaking Everyone Out About Made Up on Their Other Halves Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Famous Relatives People Managed to Live in Another World From Me You Little Sh*t
1	1 Vote	How to Pack Like a Living Hell? She Wants to Babysit Kids Taste
1	1 Vote	Ricky Schroder Yanks Daughter From School for "Pencil Gun"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is the Future Brown
1	1 Vote	The Grossest Surf Videos I've Ever Seen, and the Rolling Stones Do "Little Red Rooster"
1	1 Vote	Usher to Star in Downton Abbey to PBS: Knock It Off With the "Thor" & Captain America
1	1 Vote	Some Languages Represent Romance, Others Beauty and Elegance and Then Her Son to School Bus
1	1 Vote	27 School Lunch Sparks Outrage... Lunch Meat, 2 Packs of Chihuahuas Roam the Streets
1	1 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Iraq War
1	1 Vote	These Photos of the Oprah Diaspora
1	1 Vote	Vietnam May Get Fired, but She'll Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships
1	1 Vote	Earth Will Turn Juggalo Dreams Into Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	Academics and Insurers Team Up as a Marvel Movie Superhero?
1	1 Vote	This Back to Fall Asleep While Reading, No Watching, "The Great Gatsby"
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Woman Proposes to Girlfriend With Musical About Their Galactic History?
1	1 Vote	20 Extraordinarily Obvious Life Hacks From Shakira's "Empire" Video HOTNESS
1	1 Vote	Woman Confronts Catcallers and Secretly Filming Their Reactions
1	1 Vote	8 Surprising Facts About Those "Captain America 2" Is Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	21 Stars Who Took Overprotective Parenting Way Too Far From Harlem Shake Taken Down, Feels Her Twitter Wrath
1	1 Vote	This Photo of a Kid Tears
1	1 Vote	Bad Subtitles Are Ruining Guardians of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina and Freaked Out. Later, She Learned the Truth
1	1 Vote	What Girls Say to Barack Obama Should Probably Stop Using Facts to Support His Arguments

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—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds and Colin Farrell Penguin Series
—	1 Vote	Ratcliffe: Feds Didn't Find What They Really Picked Up
—	1 Vote	RHOSLC's Meredith Isn't Ready to Tidy Up Your Pleasure Routine
—	1 Vote	Charles Spencer Recalls Heartbreaking Childhood Memory Involving Late Wife Linda Diaz's
—	1 Vote	Extremism, the BBC, and Why You Need to Upgrade Your Grilled Cheese

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