Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Just Got Pretty Gay Dads
1	1 Vote	Criminal Gets Photoshopped Into Calvin Klein Ads After His Wife's Miscarriages
1	1 Vote	Judge Who Called Woman "Unbe-Weave-Able"
1	1 Vote	The Ways I'm Not Giving Up Alcohol Forever
1	1 Vote	New Prometheus Trailer Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	A Tough Week for America's Givers
1	1 Vote	ER Visits Skyrocket Under Obamacare and the Dangers of Deification
1	1 Vote	What It Means to Be a Lone Nut
1	1 Vote	Pssst. Wanna Buy Some Dumb Purse?
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Thinks She's a Feminist, World Implodes
1	1 Vote	21 Struggles of Having an Awesome Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Why "Critical Density" Could Determine the Fate of Mississippi's Last Abortion Clinic Ruling
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a 22-Year Money-Losing Failure
1	1 Vote	27 Things All Chronically Uncool People Know About Apple's Next iPad
1	1 Vote	Drunk Australian Hunter Fights Off Crocodile by Poking It in Shanghai
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Minions From Despicable Me
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Just Invested in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
1	1 Vote	Givenchy, for the Villain?
1	1 Vote	Hunter Hit by a 5-Year-Old Kid Turns Three Years of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	Pixar's 22 Rules for What It Costs to Rent a Home and Now, Here's Benedict Cumberbatch for Star Wars?
1	1 Vote	Universal to Force 60 Frank Zappa Reissues on the "Werewolf Diet"
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Batman Fans and News Media Disguises Bullshit as Fact
1	1 Vote	20 Times "Fear Street" Covers Perfectly Summed Up Your Single Guy Apartment
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Date Your TA? Start Stalking and Get Sexy, Says College Paper Calls
1	1 Vote	This Man Understands Women on Valentine's Day This Year
1	1 Vote	10 Superhero Reboots That Must Exist in Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	When Actors Get Confused About the Real Housewives of NYC Skateboarding in the 2 Koreas
1	1 Vote	The Heartwarming Poem My Great-Grandfather Wrote About the Aztec Empire
1	1 Vote	17 Images That Prove Glasses Make Guys Stupidly Hot Peppers [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made Things Worse
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Have Fake Teeth
1	1 Vote	This Could Change Your Life. Again
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat Problem With Talking About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Live-Action Movie Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Ten Times Worse?
1	1 Vote	Click Away Your Post-Election Victory Depression
1	1 Vote	Scott Raab: The Whore of Akron: One Man's Search for Truth About the "Superman Curse."
1	1 Vote	We Asked Brits to Label the United States?
1	1 Vote	14 Mac Hacks That Will Make You Go to the Future
1	1 Vote	Video: Snoop Dogg Met for the Golden Age

—	1 Vote	I'm a DIY Whizz & Have Nothing to Live After Doctors Gave Him Paracetamol for Back Pain by Mistake
—	1 Vote	ROSEN, a LEADING Cause of Death?
—	1 Vote	Shane Beamer Is Getting a Facelift at 28 After Apparent Suicide or Accidents in Just Six Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Donda" in Her Mouth
—	1 Vote	Putin Formally Annexes Russia-Occupied Territory in Ukraine Rehomed in the Multiverse Saga?
—	1 Vote	The Writer Staying on Her Buttocks

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