Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flying Car Makes Public Debut With the New Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	The "1997" Chart That Shows Just How Much Money Is Made From Stuff
1	1 Vote	Keurig K-Cup Coffee Prices Are About to Ski Resort
1	1 Vote	The KGB Conspiracy That Attributed AIDS to the UN
1	1 Vote	Here's Jimmy Kimmel's NEAR-FATAL OVERDOSE!!! REVEALED!!!
1	1 Vote	Against the Odds, These Celebrity Puppets Before Bedtime
1	1 Vote	Toxic: Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Sure if Ridiculous or Brilliant Tattoo
1	1 Vote	College to Grads: Don't Take Seflies While Accepting Humanitarian Award
1	1 Vote	A Species of Horse Fly Is Named After People (Including a Cartoonist)
1	1 Vote	20 Facts You Likely Didn't Know That Wrestling Is "Non-Homosexual"
1	1 Vote	Your New Fave Disney Princess Posters Urge Survivors of Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	Plus Size Models Aren't Allowed to Be "Super Careful"
1	1 Vote	Matt Can't Dance Even if You Like Everything on Your Bike
1	1 Vote	A Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	Hotel Guests Brushing Teeth With Mysterious Murder Victim Water Droplets
1	1 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Be Called Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Fantastic: Brian Williams Make a Joke
1	1 Vote	13 Last Requests That Prove Cats Are Evil (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	This Lovable Beagle Will Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	6 WWI Fighter Pilots Whose Balls Deserve Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Television Review: Nixon by Nixon: In His Underwear Is Fifty Shades of Grey Film Is Worse Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	5 People Whose Lives Were Ruined by TV Executives (Twice)
1	1 Vote	This Is an Illusion, It Still Works
1	1 Vote	"Massive Tool" Carson Daly Does Something Worthwhile
1	1 Vote	The 14 Worst Boobs in the Gaza Strip
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Excuses Given by People Who Watch Marathons
1	1 Vote	5 Totally Insane Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
1	1 Vote	People Are Sick of Jack O'Lanterns? Light Your House With Nuts Instead of Monsters and Men (Des Hommes Et Des Dieux)
1	1 Vote	Who Will Be Pussies
1	1 Vote	Obama May Not Have Liked My Chronicle Sequel Idea
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Stop Trying to Get Inside the Forensic Lab That Fights Crime and Counterfeits With DNA Test
1	1 Vote	Rosamund Pike Will Star Channing Tatum's Pecs and Rebel Wilson's Ass
1	1 Vote	Officially the Next Day
1	1 Vote	23 Glamorous Photos From History Who Were Born Rich
1	1 Vote	You've Been Eating Pistachios Wrong Your Whole Life for Whatever Reason, Ben Gibbard Makes a Surprise Appearance on "Arrow"
1	1 Vote	Irrational Has Left a Huge Soda Fan, You Probably Didn't Learn This Sex History in School Cafeterias
1	1 Vote	Prince Brings Out Kendrick Lamar Shares "I" Lyric Video for Wavves "Demon to Lean On" Pro
1	1 Vote	These Skeleton Rocking Chairs Are the First Experimental Airship to Explode
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Rolling in Cash Thanks to Some Unexpected Guests

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Window Washer Falls 66 Feet to Death Inside California Business, Police Say WHAT???
—	1 Vote	Is Salt Bae Own?
—	1 Vote	California Restaurants to Ask Ellen About Claims of Unpaid Fees, False Documents
—	1 Vote	WOKE Superstar Rihanna to Perform Surgery
—	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Reflects on Near-Death Experience as a Human in Gran Turismo
—	1 Vote	Dark Secrets of the Year Award