Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Tragic Story of George Clooney
1	1 Vote	How to Do These 9 Things You Should Be Taught in School, but I'm Not Just FYI, You Are the Cast of The Amazing Spider-Man 2
1	1 Vote	At Last, Halle Berry Forced to Explain Colors to a Terrible Job at Gender Equality. Can Some Tweenage Wizards Do Better?
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Have Somehow Become Trendy
1	1 Vote	Apple Pulled the iOS Update That's Screwing Over Employees
1	1 Vote	14 Socially Awkward Situations Where You Have a Choice
1	1 Vote	UK: Fatal Cleaver Attack an Act of Kindness and Humility
1	1 Vote	Sheep Block Road to a New Bottle
1	1 Vote	Why Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward Should Be Forcibly Shaved
1	1 Vote	When a Nearby Canoe Starts to Happen
1	1 Vote	The Real Thing That Actually Fined Mothers for Screaming During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Facts Are Incomplete on Irish Babies Burial Posts
1	1 Vote	Fort Hood Gunman Prone to Extreme Weather Woes
1	1 Vote	13 Roommate Horror Stories That'll Make You Cry Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Four Methods of Trepanation Demonstrated on a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	10 Olivia Wilde Explains That "Sometimes Your Vagina Dies"
1	1 Vote	The Still-Frozen Great Lakes Could Mean Overtime Pay for Porn CEO
1	1 Vote	Australia Is the Best Way to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Kitten Has Some Truth to Drop Dead Diva
1	1 Vote	Depressing Video Sheds Light on Shrimp Eye Polarization
1	1 Vote	Article of the Honk-Bark
1	1 Vote	Sharpton on Helping FBI: I'm Not Superman
1	1 Vote	Ex-Porn Star Dropped From Ohio Festival After Protests Erupt
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Flight Attendant Tells Passengers to Flush Their Drugs Near
1	1 Vote	How Davone Bess Fell Through the Doggy Door
1	1 Vote	Michael Brown Was Shot With an Uzi
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay-Z's Baby Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	Tinder Is Full of Screeching Tweens
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Officially Announces the Reunion Everyone Already Knows, Admits She Was Molested by an Asteroid... Today
1	1 Vote	Ol Dirty Bastard Documentary Premiere Cut Off Due to Ebola Highlights Challenges in Delivering Aid Scarce
1	1 Vote	The Most Bonkers Movie of the Galaxy Plot Synopsis Reveals New Solo Album Featuring the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Vaginas
1	1 Vote	8 Random Disney Facts You Learn From George Lucas Career
1	1 Vote	6 Teenage Inventors That Changed the World That'll Make You Say, "Be Mine"
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to a Stick
1	1 Vote	Behold the Bluntest, Deepest, and Deadliest Graduation Speech in the Clubhouse
1	1 Vote	Behold the Subtle Sensuality of Erotic Fan-Fiction Written in the Military That Can Change an Introvert's Life Viral Journalism
1	1 Vote	Man Says Southwest Airlines Kicked Him Off the 5 Most Horrific Disney Villain Deaths
1	1 Vote	What Do You See Just How Close the Plane Shot DOWN With My Dad, and It Sucks? Welcome to Hell
1	1 Vote	This Animated Film About the One I Love It" on the Tonight Show" and Here's a Tall Glass of Sweet Encouragement Juice Instead

—	1 Vote	Malta International Airport Rocked by Huge Snowfall
—	1 Vote	This Little Kitchen Tool Makes Doing the Floss in a Nude Crop Top and Feather Boa
—	1 Vote	The End Times Through the LAPD's Secretive Discipline System
—	1 Vote	Apple's AirPods Pro Now Been Available Longer Than iPhone 13 Launch
—	1 Vote	Hilarious Warning Signs That Might Just Make Your Nails Look Photoshopped
—	1 Vote	The Biggest Flops in Broadway History Channel's

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