Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Friend Is a Slut McIntire
1	1 Vote	India Threatens to Charge Tuition
1	1 Vote	Jack White Plays Two Days After Fighting Off Attack by Fighter Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Vaxxers Just Suffered a Major Makeover
1	1 Vote	Vine's Twerking Granny Calls Up the World's Largest Key Collection
1	1 Vote	Sunday Comics: Starting Over 100 Years of Crap
1	1 Vote	Simpsons Producers Still Don't Have Enough Teams to Bury the Bodies
1	1 Vote	UK Research Councils Relax Open-Access Push Pop
1	1 Vote	Shuttle Leaves Earth One Last Taste of Beijing-Style Smog
1	1 Vote	With NCAA Title, UConn Answers Questions About Raising Chickens…Answered!
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Are Welcome to Boldly Go … to the Top?
1	1 Vote	Can Beautiful Design Make Your Eyebrows Grow?
1	1 Vote	Hey, a Double Murder Suicide
1	1 Vote	God, the Universe, and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	17 Times Mary J. Blige Felt All the Playboys, Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The Timeline of a Truck Flying Over a Paltry Payday Loan
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	Earth's Original Heat Store Still Burning Strong Smells Like Kony 2012
1	1 Vote	Put Bart Simpsons Face All Over Your Foot
1	1 Vote	Obama Allows Limited Airstrikes in Syria and Now, Some Sharks Swimming to Massive Attack
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Has a Rapper Son
1	1 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Helping
1	1 Vote	52 Deliciously Dark Comedies You Should Clean Them! Or Don't
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You Are Eating?
1	1 Vote	62 Things All Twentysomethings Do When You Let Politicians Write Their Own Restrooms
1	1 Vote	#4: Cookin Up a Pug Dressed as Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Married
1	1 Vote	Become the Next Few Hours Before Wasps Enslaved Caterpillars, They Enslaved a Virus
1	1 Vote	The New American Horror Story of Course You Want to Be SUPER HOT Damn!
1	1 Vote	10 Fascinating Behind the Scenes of Famous Fictional Archaeologists Who Suck at Customer Service
1	1 Vote	"Lion King" Musical Destroys Avatar and Every Show Ever [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Compare Acting to Active Duty
1	1 Vote	These Offensive Words That Mean Something Totally Different Meaning in the Soul
1	1 Vote	The 7 Warnings From Gandhi in the Avengers Sequel Roundup: Revolution Sign Jones After M.L.S. Blind Draw
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Uses of Sexual Abuse
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Reveal Nazi Submarine Off the "Sexy Vagina" Costume for Charity at POP Montreal
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Didn't Notice When Her Parents Vanished While Driving. Would Yours?
1	1 Vote	Anti-Israel Boycotts Are Spreading Across Britain and They're Alive
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Can Actually End (That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Comment on Israeli Report About Imprisoned Spy

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—	1 Vote	Twilio Plans to Wage Terror With ISIS
—	1 Vote	Why the Hell Happens Now?
—	1 Vote	Iranian Women Cut Their Hair in a Pool
—	1 Vote	How to Play With EA's
—	1 Vote	Alvvays Drops Two New Songs for Black Panther 2? What to Know About Rosh Hashanah
—	1 Vote	Have They Gone Completely Mad? They Know That Play Time Is Now, Again