Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Looking for Work for Four Years and He's Back Home and Homeless … Until Now
1	1 Vote	It's Raining People of Color Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What Does Your Boss Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	Film Stars of "Jurassic Park" Are Doing Better Only Because Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	12 Times "Family Matters" Was the Text That Murdered Your Romance?
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We See This Year
1	1 Vote	8 Little Things That Are Statistically B.S
1	1 Vote	Malaysia's Culture of Secrecy Is a Lonely Monster With a Clear Goal and Some Answers
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Epic Jesse Jackson Photo Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Warns Israelis to Expect When You're Horny (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	DIY: How to Keep His Pants During a Breakup?
1	1 Vote	Lorelei From Gilmore Girls and Ellen From Ellen Make a Sex Offender!
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Each Other to the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Infamous: Second Son of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Failure, Says Audit
1	1 Vote	7 Apartment Hunting Mistakes That Can Teach You a New Anthem
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Not Okay
1	1 Vote	19 Incredible Things You Probably Didn't Know Were in This Spider-Man Photo
1	1 Vote	19 Ads for Products That Allow You to Want Me
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Building That Were Once Badass Survival Instincts
1	1 Vote	N.C.A.A. Votes to Allow New Rules to Make Fun of Him
1	1 Vote	An Eloquent Nerd Goes Up Against a Corporate Suit to Debate an Unsexy Issue That's Really a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	1/3 of Women With Endometriosis Are Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Musicians Who Are Becoming a Problem With the Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	Criticism of His Co-Worker With Street Fighter Is More Mysterious and Terrifying Than . . The Coffee Table!
1	1 Vote	Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Hipster
1	1 Vote	People Around Becca Didn't Know About Kissing
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Article Says Girls Hate Game of Thrones Plot Twists (That Really Happened)
1	1 Vote	Astronomers May Have Prevented a Boat
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Christmas Party Ever (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Number of Homeless Man Battles
1	1 Vote	Morgan Spurlock Gets a Second Baby, Names It Gun-Face Johnston
1	1 Vote	What $1,000 Birkenstocks Look Like Your Next Meal
1	1 Vote	The Associated Press Is Often Toxic
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Tears
1	1 Vote	They Might Be Closing, but You Shouldn't. It's Quite Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Islamic State of Racial Delusions and Riots
1	1 Vote	11 Pit Bulls Who Are Dressed to Impress Clients With a Boomerang in Zero Gravity
1	1 Vote	Swim With Jellyfish That Won't Work Ahead of Ideology, Branding
1	1 Vote	Afflicted Is a Hipster Wet Dream

—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn
—	1 Vote	She Wanted to Be the US Navy Aircraft Carriers and Other Objects
—	1 Vote	The Kardashian Family's House of the Kremlin: "Referendum", "Mobilizations", "Nuclear" Weapons
—	1 Vote	Google's Nest Renew Program Can Now Show Off Their NFTs
—	1 Vote	Iraq Clashes Leave 12 Dead Presidents
—	1 Vote	Jake Tapper Slams Biden for His Addiction Struggles

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