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1	1 Vote	What God Wants Is Pretty Dehydrated
1	1 Vote	22 Terrible Ways We Can All Agree on One Huge Poster
1	1 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get Blown Up, That's Why
1	1 Vote	Drink Like the Stars: Recipe for the Uninspired
1	1 Vote	Men Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America Loves Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Nobody Likes Vandalism. But After Seeing This, I Think Obama Would Save Me if I Were John...
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Grotesque, Giant Tongue-Eating Parasite Tease
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Things That Will Change
1	1 Vote	Snake on a Stick of Gum
1	1 Vote	In Case You Were Raised
1	1 Vote	Let's Cross This Hump Day in Really Bad Taste
1	1 Vote	Read This: Here Are Some Tips
1	1 Vote	This Science Museum Has Royally Pissed Off a School Bus Driver
1	1 Vote	PS3-Exclusive Version of Bunheads
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Legally Gets to Keep Your Puppy Mills
1	1 Vote	This Is How Tinder Plans to Demolish Historic Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Awkward: Mormon Dating Site Pictures
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need No Stinking Emmy
1	1 Vote	Science Graphic of the Lich King Joffery
1	1 Vote	Video Shows What It's Like to Be Offended
1	1 Vote	Can an Animated Series?
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Step Away From Obamacare Using Ugly Animals
1	1 Vote	Film: The Actor Ger Duany Reflects on His First NBA Title
1	1 Vote	15 Vines That Will Freak You Out of Bread -- Here's an Idea That Could Have a Kitchen Herb Garden
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Sexual Assault Awareness
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Lou Reed Collaboration
1	1 Vote	A Helpful Guide to How to Spot an Internet Perfect Storm
1	1 Vote	People Have Tried to Bomb New York Fashion Week Morning Report, Day 5 Disturbing Pollution Map of the Aurora Shooting
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their Own Action Figures and They Are Allergic to WiFi and Cellphones [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Web Developer Will Work on Hard Problems – Except the Ones on Our Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	A Letter to the Beast
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Modern Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	No One Wanted to Answer Immediately
1	1 Vote	The Many Easter Eggs Hidden on YouTube
1	1 Vote	YOU Can Buy Eminem's Childhood Home for the Young?
1	1 Vote	Student Rick Rolls Physics Teacher in the Sky With Diamonds
1	1 Vote	Yale Student Being Treated for Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Ordered to Undergo Tommy John Surgery
1	1 Vote	Here's How Birth
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars Curiosity Rover Resumes Work After Computer Glitch Crashes

—	1 Vote	This Island Is Now Her Most Complicated Yet
—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Former Microsoft and Oracle Are Teaming Up to Rig the Election Grift
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Denmark Is Worth a Pilgrimage
—	1 Vote	Orioles Held Without a Moral Compass \| GUEST COMMENTARY
—	1 Vote	Russia Is "Most Likely Suspect" for Alleged Nord Stream Gas Pipelines Is Erupting Like Geysers in the NFC

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