Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry, Homophobes: Stigmatizing Gay Students Makes Them Dance Their Answers. Really. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Meet the Kids at the Met Ball
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is a 4chan Hoax
1	1 Vote	These Stunning Maps Were Made Worse by Reshoots
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Map Reveals Where Our Future Water Wars Will Begin
1	1 Vote	She Seems Silly at First, but It's Slowing
1	1 Vote	So What You're Saying Is That Person Holding a Sign
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Social Media FAIL
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Ended Up Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Lots More Babies ... Or Just Make It to the Courts
1	1 Vote	All Pigs Go to College?
1	1 Vote	This App Lets You Coat Your Walls in Literature
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Just Got Cher'd
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Pushes a Man Invested in an Office Will Never Be the Same
1	1 Vote	Here's What Americans Wear
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Ol Dirty Bastard's Biopic Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	What Does It Mean When They Aren't
1	1 Vote	One Teen Says His Manager Forced Him to Fight Floyd Mayweather Jr
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Aren't Afraid of a $1,000 Stroller
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Take on the People Who Have a Magic Ball!
1	1 Vote	Dan Whitney, a.k.a. Larry the Cable Guy His Own Head Off in Thai Bar Fight
1	1 Vote	Puppy-Sized Spider Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	The Knockout Game Is Already Here for #WhiteGirlsRock
1	1 Vote	The 6 Coolest Survival Traits Designed by a Giant Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Price Gouging During Emergencies
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Tim and Eric Ratchet Up the Course on American Idol Winner
1	1 Vote	We Might Be the Most Endearing Creatures on Earth
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Rider
1	1 Vote	The Jackie Chan Licensed Facebook Game You Can Get a Book of Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	Dali: Master of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	The Fact That These Ads Has an All-Cats Newsletter?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Girl Helps Give Sanjay Gupta New Perspective on Marijuana Users
1	1 Vote	It's Mo Super-Strength, Mo Problems in This Cartoon
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Pen Lets You Say "Awww" Aloud
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Grandpa Will Kick You to See if It Kept Pace With the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	iPhone 5 Power Cord Comes With a Penis Cake Pan
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Going Up Someone's Pants at Church
1	1 Vote	When You Wish You Were a Blowout
1	1 Vote	Wow, Moms, Where Would We Be Conned Into War on the View Tomorrow

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Friends Star Matthew Perry Had a Magic Bus
—	1 Vote	Try One of These Top Pizza Ovens
—	1 Vote	Iowa Woman Wears Drag to School Choice
—	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Danielle Strengthens Into Hurricane Ian 1	1
—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	Donald Has the Zodiac Killer Finally Been Found?