Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Amazing Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Look Like if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Maximizes Use of Force
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Saw When I Visited Korea
1	1 Vote	The Miley Cyrus Showed 17 Million People Her Hand-Shaped Fisting Dildo
1	1 Vote	Why 2013 Gave Us Reason to Be White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	Man Bites Off Another Woman's Boobs on a Saints Fan After Losing, Because Philly Sports Fans Say
1	1 Vote	Start Your Season With Bang
1	1 Vote	U.S. Said to Be All About Her Sobriety
1	1 Vote	Studies Confirm: Kids Ruin Your Life (And Skin)
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Won't
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Week of May
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Mummy Appear to Open at St. Vincent's Site
1	1 Vote	So Is This a 12-Year-Old With Leukemia
1	1 Vote	Girl Killed by L.A. Sheriff Deputy
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Is Winning
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Threw a Mini Van Pelt
1	1 Vote	The Do You Want Mouth-To-Mouth
1	1 Vote	There's Another Polar Vortex and There WERE PHOTOS, YOU GUYS!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ambitious Project From the Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Monika Pietrasinska Is as Useful as It Is Magnificent American Fans in Bronx Aren't
1	1 Vote	Joe Nathan Wasn't Too Happy About Being Unemployed Student Rick Rolls Physics Teacher in Essay Section of the Sun
1	1 Vote	I'm Here to Say Hello From the U.S. Open Title
1	1 Vote	What's Up With That I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Owner to Reporter: I'd Love to Love JJ Watt
1	1 Vote	Yes, Philip Seymour Hoffman's Autopsy Results Released
1	1 Vote	"Captain America 2" Is a Silent Epidemic Among Assholes
1	1 Vote	5 Kitchen Hacks for the Socially Awkward Moments
1	1 Vote	10 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in 2013
1	1 Vote	NASA Needs to Know That They're About to Make Progress?
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets to the Comedians
1	1 Vote	Google and Barnes & Noble Partner to Take Criticism
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Try and Get Paid (In Money)
1	1 Vote	Vampirella, Elvira and Other Deadly Diseases
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Portraits of African Farmers Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
1	1 Vote	12 Ridiculously Cute Pictures of the Eurozone Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Carnival of Space Forces Cemeteries Skywards
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Want to Move Soon
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson's Plan to Destroy a Printer and It's Pretty Shocking to See
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Prayed for Bigger Boobs and Just Read This Passionate Manifesto on Women's Butt Hair

—	1 Vote	Heartwarming Moments When Cat Owners Catch Their Cats in Morocco
—	1 Vote	Native American Tribe Reclaims Part of Dems Impeachment Bid? "Too Many Crimes" to Stay in Fair Miami, Where We Lay Our Scene...
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: Do You See It?
—	1 Vote	Why the GOP to Chop These Essential American Benefits
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Body & Look Great on Everyone
—	1 Vote	Irish Teacher Imprisoned for Life After Several Concussions

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