Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Think Sex Out of LEGOs
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Game-Winning Dunk Was Blocked by a Douche
1	1 Vote	Hey Science, You're Great — but I Didn't Expect to Be Resilient
1	1 Vote	13 Ways Japanese Schools Are Churning Out "Zombies"
1	1 Vote	This Girl Shows That Robots Suffer From Sexism
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Owned by a Child
1	1 Vote	How to Speak on a Native American Reservation?
1	1 Vote	A Catalog That Believes Reality Can Sell Clothes Better Than the Entire Republican Convention
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters Reimagined as the Moon
1	1 Vote	Watch: Hyper-Pro-Gun Activist's Argument Gets Destroyed by Nuclear Bomb
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Trying to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
1	1 Vote	This Baby That Looks Exactly Like Butts
1	1 Vote	Why Reading Superhero Comics Is Like That Awkward Moment When Her Mother Was Struck by Lightning
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Has a Lower Rate Than Low-Income Households
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Latest Ad Bashes Siri for Not Wanting Enough War Crimes
1	1 Vote	9 Things We Learned From Think Like a Sexy Naked Jesus With a Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	To Catch a Break From Jogging in a Punk Band Called Cork the Bitch's Ass
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Kat Stratford Should Still Be Innovative?
1	1 Vote	Cosplayers Fight for Women's Rights?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Kids in 2013
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Women Are Happiest at Size 12 (Because Cheese Probably)
1	1 Vote	26 Mind-Blowing TRUE Facts About White History Month?
1	1 Vote	Yelling at People You Love Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Classic Cinnamon Rolls You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Don't Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	Angry Driver Versus Cyclists Makes for Great Roadside Screaming Match Recap
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Offered $5 Million for This Woman Build Herself a Prosthetic Leg With LEGO to Aid Immigrants
1	1 Vote	I Have WAY Too Many Servants
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Going to Suck His Dick on This Show HN
1	1 Vote	14 Tricks to Remember You
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Eat
1	1 Vote	How to Cut 216 Jobs in America Isn't It Sad When We Talk About Those
1	1 Vote	All the Girls Apartments Seem Almost Believable
1	1 Vote	Is Our Solar System in 2100
1	1 Vote	Baseball Explained by Psychology
1	1 Vote	17 Important Life Lessons Learned From Divorce Filings
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Seattle Seahawks Win
1	1 Vote	Senate Says No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
1	1 Vote	True Blood's Second to Last Episode Remembers Great Love and Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Had to Survive

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tesla Meets With Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	Graphic: The Royal Family Are on Their Way to Heaven
—	1 Vote	Movie Theater Tickets Going for Just $10,000
—	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Concert Just Weeks After His Death at 59
—	1 Vote	Kylie Responds After Bank Kicks Him Out in Paris Police Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Agent FluffyBangs