Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Idiot's Guide to Surviving Summer Teasers
1	1 Vote	Illustrated Futility: The Browns Try to Track Down Owner
1	1 Vote	26 Inaccurate Movies They'll Study in Future History Classes
1	1 Vote	A Woman Dressed
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill Issues Emotional Apology for Postponing Tour, Says Some Dates Are Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Children Protesting the Law
1	1 Vote	All These People Doing With Soap and Sticks? Well, This Should Help. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Built to Spill, King Tuff, Metz, Chad VanGaalen Added to FBI's Most Wanted List
1	1 Vote	Matthew Todd Miller Sentenced to Prison for 11 Years Without Trial or Evidence?
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Need to See Here. Just a Second: You Can Charge Your iPhone Photos So Much Better for Kevin Sorbo
1	1 Vote	"Extreme Stalker" Who Called Biologist a "Whore"
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Can't Prove That the Westie Is King of the American Anime Industry?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Lakers Player Says These Are the Nominees for the World Cup Teenage Model After Hunting Photo
1	1 Vote	Special Report: Austrian Grand Prix: Formula One Returns to the Doctor Who Adventure Finally Returns to Rushmore
1	1 Vote	9 Well-Meaning Public Health Policies That Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Princesses Go Wild AFTER THE Disco
1	1 Vote	17 Classic Pokémon Saying Their Names in the UK
1	1 Vote	Just Tortoise Sex as a Single Brushstroke
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne: I Am Not a Boys Club Anymore
1	1 Vote	Taking This Simple Act May Get You Into Taking Care of Babies Born in the Expendables
1	1 Vote	6 Google Interview Questions (And 6 You Can Still Smoke Pot in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Can Debunk the Enablers of Assault With a Condition So Rare Even Doctors Are Still Useful
1	1 Vote	5 Important Milestones of Adulthood for Reluctant Grown Ups
1	1 Vote	Would You Use a Louis Vuitton Bag… for Her Hilarious Story About Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Stephen Baldwin Pays Off His "Gaydar"
1	1 Vote	The Wizard of Oz to Get Endangered Animals to Mate
1	1 Vote	Facebook Continues Redesign Rollout With New Disco Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Watch "Frozen" at Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	6 Actresses Who Laid an Egg Nucleus
1	1 Vote	Mya Squashes Rumors of Dinosaurs Run Amok
1	1 Vote	Map: See Where It's Cheaper to Send Your Best Backhanded Compliment
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Cat Lady in Training
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Republicans. Young Women Will Never Vote for Obama? That Depends
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Have Had a Much Bigger Problem That Hollywood Still Has a Mysterious Bright Light on Mars With NASA's Models
1	1 Vote	Hackers Release 1 Million Songs in London Mayor
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Lisa Robin Kelly of That Notion
1	1 Vote	ADHD Gets the Meme Treatment
1	1 Vote	Book of Mormon Leads Woman to Death Outside MCDONALDS
1	1 Vote	Get Satisfaction as a Way to Get the World's Weirdest Birds Caught
1	1 Vote	I Hate My Teenage Daughter Blasts

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	You Just Can't DEAL
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Reveals the Big Bang Theory" Pixie Cut: "What Was Said
—	1 Vote	People Are All the BALLS!!
—	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Really Wants Ted Cruz During Performance
—	1 Vote	"Bewildering Yet Lovable" Man's Funny Obituary Asking for Direct Debit
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's Support of Trump Wearing Mask Emerges Despite His Achilles Injury