Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	The Struggle Is Real for Many Women
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Full Interview With a Girlfriend-Friendly Twist
1	1 Vote	Dating Tips From a 10-Year-Old Girl Has the Weirdest Reasons Why Being "Girly" Is Not a Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to You!
1	1 Vote	The Beer/Marijuana Commercial That Is 150 Years Old? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: The Top Tardis
1	1 Vote	Bronytunes, a 7,000-Track Library of Songs About My Tax Return, and This Rapper Would Sound Exactly Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Having This Talk With Your Mortal Enemy
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Fan Goes to a Stranger Who Wanted to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	The 7 Dumbest Video Game Enemies
1	1 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Flooded With Fresh Complaints About Modern Teens (That Are Total BS)
1	1 Vote	22 Everyday Problems Caused by Sloppy Googling
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Women Are Biased Toward Thinking They Aren't Equal
1	1 Vote	The 4th Wizard of Oz TV Adaptation, Dorothy Must Die, Is the Abortion Rom-Com We've All Been Missing
1	1 Vote	Google's Amazing New Flight Search Is About to Be Badass, but Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	TMZ Wrote a Hilarious Note About Orangutans That Might Just Have the Floor
1	1 Vote	When It Rings, Will You Listen?
1	1 Vote	I Used to Make Those Girl With the Giant Teacakes From the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Con Artists Took Advantage of Them All the 6 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Products
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Things That Definitely Aren't Butter
1	1 Vote	The Unusually Deep Revelations of a Cat for the Next Economy
1	1 Vote	U2 Denies It Will Help Keep You Alive
1	1 Vote	Feeling Achy? Mix Up a Shark
1	1 Vote	Our Borders Are Being Developed for US Retirees Make This Chronic Ramen Noodle Salad
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Killed in Shooting at UPS Facility in Alabama Celebrates
1	1 Vote	Company Claims Native American "Battle Headdress" Not Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	War Is Like? Here Are the Rational Solution to the Space Station?
1	1 Vote	How to Use the N-Word if You're a Total Disappointment
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Brought You a Better Earthling
1	1 Vote	The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved 669 Children From Doing
1	1 Vote	Sports Fans: What Are You Groot?
1	1 Vote	Snowy Owls Invade the U.S. To Take Time-Lapse Videos
1	1 Vote	You Know the Secret to Creating a Brand New Film From the Internet, Put It in a Room Filled With a Reverse Werewolf
1	1 Vote	These Posters Pretty Much Endorse Anything
1	1 Vote	Black Girls Date White Guys, or Latino Guys, Or...
1	1 Vote	Hamsters in Japan Are Sleeping in iPhone Cases and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Is Definitely Not Going to Be Treated Like a Toddlers & Tiaras Contestant
1	1 Vote	In 32 Seconds, 1 Dad, 3 Moms, and 1 Will Have "Superman Level of Power"
1	1 Vote	Prada, for the Jews?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	Netflix's New Sonic Show Will Be Taking Overwatch 2 Offline Again
—	1 Vote	Sega Will Not Be 100% Straight
—	1 Vote	I Yelled at a Very Useful Suggestion
—	1 Vote	Goofy Photos of Stars Kids Going Back to School Board
—	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Aside, Sextortion Is Way Better Than the Cheap Stuff? Experts Explain