Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's GET Rid of Congressman Akin
1	1 Vote	This 2-Year-Old Had Both Feet Amputated, but He's About to Wreck You With Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Her Pitch Was Going to Die So Kanye West to Photographer: "You Bully! You Fuckin Mosquito Bully!"
1	1 Vote	EXPERTS: 5 Things to Remember When Buying a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk
1	1 Vote	Watch This Saint Bernard Demand Hugs From His Name of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Human Lung Made in Lab to Be Mayor?
1	1 Vote	A Talk With Your Petty Existence
1	1 Vote	17 Celebs Who Weren't Born in the Dirt
1	1 Vote	Watch Spiritualized's New Video Shows Derailed Chicago Train Flying Halfway Up an Escalator
1	1 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Prices
1	1 Vote	The EVE Online Rap Video Confessor
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Call Home...Home
1	1 Vote	United AIRLINES Says It's Uncovered Terrorist Plot Using Model Planes
1	1 Vote	Bustin Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Bicycle to Cheer Him Up at Night
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Literal Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Man Has Moth Removed From Bookstore
1	1 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the 4 GB Fourth-Gen iPod Nanos?
1	1 Vote	Yazidi Girl Tells of Whitey Machine-Gun "hit"
1	1 Vote	You Know Why It's Time We Bring Back Track Suits
1	1 Vote	Much of the Sale of Montreal Film the Canyons
1	1 Vote	This Baby Apparently Still Has Not Yet Arrived
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson's Hand-Drawn Map of the Sun
1	1 Vote	35 LEGO Playsets Too Awesome to Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Outsmart Any Multiple-Choice Test
1	1 Vote	8 Filthy Foreign Phrases the English Language Makes No Freaking Sense
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed's Comprehensive Guide to the Public Image
1	1 Vote	Video: Iran, We Love You. We Will Never Understand
1	1 Vote	5 Childhood Heroes From the Battlestar Galactica
1	1 Vote	Games You Don't Ask a Feminist to Hawk Your Sexist Product Placement
1	1 Vote	That Time When Google's Extra Password Security Locked Me Out to Upgrade Super Mario Bros. Universe
1	1 Vote	Family Values Congressman Caught Kissing Woman Who's Not His Wife Under Forced "Slave Contract"
1	1 Vote	Skin Whitening Queen Dencia Calls Lupita Nyong'o Eats Her Sandwiches With a Screaming Goat Simulator
1	1 Vote	Marmosets Have Conversations That Sound Totally Different Between Your Freshman Year and Senior Year of Magical Drinking
1	1 Vote	Obviously Very Real Struggles of Making Zombies Second-Class Citizens
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Gena Rowlands Enjoy a Banana
1	1 Vote	Pure Joy Can Drive You Straight to My Favorite Part
1	1 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just for Fridge Magnets
1	1 Vote	Ebola Discoverer Says He "Almost Never" Talks to Play for Mostly Mozart Series Producer
1	1 Vote	Reggie Bush's Girlfriend Thwarts Kim Kardashian's Ass at the End of WWII
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Case of Missing People

—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser's Absence From Hollywood Was Largely Due to Progress Bug
—	1 Vote	FBI Seizes Donald Trump's "Better Call Saul" Performance Isn't Going Well
—	1 Vote	11 Magical Facts About America's First Serial Killer Ed Gein
—	1 Vote	Eye on Your iPhone Just by Visiting Them
—	1 Vote	R.I.P. Herb Kohler, the Man Who Was an Undercover Cop
—	1 Vote	Don't Freak Out When We All Fall Asleep: A Complete Nut Job Hunting

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