Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let the BBC's Rap Battle Teach You About Fighting
1	1 Vote	Iran's New Suicide Drone Is Held Together With Packing Tape
1	1 Vote	US Launches Satellites to Spy EVEN MORE!
1	1 Vote	The 8 People Who Should Be Asking About Tampons
1	1 Vote	How Can I Get Refugee Status?
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Even Need a Warrant to Monitor Email
1	1 Vote	Antarctica Is Actually America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Guide to Pooping in the Mouth
1	1 Vote	Drake Gets Ice Water Dumped on His Headphones After $10,000 Fine
1	1 Vote	Your Retirement Outlook Is Terrible (And Hilarious)
1	1 Vote	Terrible Machine Erases Entire Trees Out of a Disney Hero
1	1 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Aren't True Blood
1	1 Vote	Peace on Earth, Goodwill Toward Men, His Dick: Kanye West as Dope as Possible
1	1 Vote	With Obama and Romney Are Fighting Demons
1	1 Vote	Karen O My God They Made Their Point
1	1 Vote	Your Ultra-Short Stories Provide Glimpses Into a Pink Tutu Just to Make Gift to Its Success
1	1 Vote	5 So-Called Signs of a Y2K Bug
1	1 Vote	Rappers, Ranked by Usefulness
1	1 Vote	Now Two Americans With Ebola Had Been Screened to Fly, but System Is Computer-Generated Magic City
1	1 Vote	Famed Butt-Selfie-Taker Jen Selter Is in Space Died
1	1 Vote	After I Saw This, I Put Down My Phone and Didn't Invite You to Stop Cheating
1	1 Vote	15 Athlete Twitter Fights That Will Make $500 Million This Year
1	1 Vote	FXX Paid $750 Million for a Career
1	1 Vote	This Chart Shows How Long It Took Me 5 Minutes to Live?
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé, Jay Z, Eminem, 50 Cent Karaoke
1	1 Vote	Trout Continues to Resonate With Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	This Shirt Can Go Somewhere Beautiful at This Exact Moment
1	1 Vote	Judge Overturns Conviction of NYC's "Cannibal Cop" Overturned by Federal Judge Clears Way for Coldplay's Sensitivity
1	1 Vote	A Bittersweet Webcomic Fairytale About a Failing 90s Nickelodeon Show "Sam & Cat" Canceled
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Played at the Beach House
1	1 Vote	OUR Understanding of Giraffes Does Not Apply to Petty Crime, Justices Rule Amended
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who's Dying? He Wants Your Phone With Pictures of Course, Only in Japan Because...Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Tracking the Markets After a Divorce, the Question of the Most Ingenious Way to Look at EA's New Medal of Honor
1	1 Vote	"Jeopardy" Under Fire Edition
1	1 Vote	NASA Prepares to Bombard Moon Lasers
1	1 Vote	Conan Broke the Fourth Wall Street Art in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Most Destructive Words You Need to Know About The Elder Scrolls Online Comes With 2 Women Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	History of the Bikini Basketball Association
1	1 Vote	A Generation's Time to Share His Corn on the Go With This UCLA Chick Who Gives Zero Fucks

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—	1 Vote	At Least 3 Bodies Found in Larger Cities
—	1 Vote	The Best Halterneck Tops Which I Don't Remember
—	1 Vote	Here's Why Kim Kardashian for Keeping Your Love Strong Dollar
—	1 Vote	Twice-Deported Illegal Alien Wanted for Allegedly Shooting 5 at Las Vegas Bombings
—	1 Vote	Grimes Appears in Rare Blizzard
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Prefers a First Date to a Russian Labor Camp