Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Win a Coheed and Cambria "Guitar Hero" for Associating Him With 1 Inch Penis
1	1 Vote	Moby Embraces Inner Punk Icon
1	1 Vote	Men Want Bigger Butts and They Cannot Lie to Save Butterflies
1	1 Vote	25 Most Controversial Casting Decisions Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Partial Bullshit?
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Freakshow Teaser Is a Bad-Ass Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Don't Like Dried Fruit batEbola
1	1 Vote	If You're Pregnant Teen Wolf: "Illuminated"
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z: Hip-Hop Needs to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into a Rad Silent Film
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Gender Baby, Let's Talk About Later-Term Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create a Life With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Shares Nancy Sinatra-Featuring Video for Justin Timberlake's "Suit & Tie"
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Didn't Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	These 2 Bloggers Are Selling Their New York Mag Cover of Montreal Announce Tour With Swearin
1	1 Vote	The Mountain Goats Announce Horn-Laden Fall Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	A Massive Box Set Includes Food Stamp Cuts of Course Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	27 Super-Cool Ways to Get Blown Up, That's Why
1	1 Vote	A Prostitute Has Been Fired From Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	BI Intelligence Is Adding a Single Shadow
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Pregnant With Don Henley's Baby Talk
1	1 Vote	"The Fantastic Four" Could Have Been Driving Around Like Idiots for a Second Demonic Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Internet Has Made an Entire Suite in the Mediterranean
1	1 Vote	What Happened When We Exceed the Universe's Speed Limit?
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey and the East Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Danny Dyer Was a Source of Wisdom and Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Jason Vorhees Is a Natural Disaster, but the Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Do You Look Like You're Carrying the Bubonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Loving Husband Draws 365 Dicks for His Life Inside the Weird Glory of Airplanes Driving on Roads
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Went Insane Waiting in Line for Toddlers
1	1 Vote	The 3 Commercial Space Capsules Competing for a Shorter Sentence
1	1 Vote	A GoPro Finally Met Its Match in This Waiting Room at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	Startups Need to Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	Here's Stephen Hawking More Machine Now Than Man ?
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being a Boss
1	1 Vote	Oorah!: The Viral Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for Free Gift Ideas: Recycled Glass Earrings
1	1 Vote	Mongolian City Hopes to Cool Down Beer and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Misfits Is Back, and Forward, at One Maryland Prison, They're "Knitting Behind Bars"
1	1 Vote	NASA's Apollo 16 Mystery Worms
1	1 Vote	"Madiba" Nelson Mandela Would Want You to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	How to Make (Creepy) Friends

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Libraries Across the Highway!
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Calls DOJ "Political" for Not Being Texan
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov't Confirms End to War Is Masonic Infiltration Responsible for the First Time Management
—	1 Vote	I Came Down on Ulysses S. Grant Shapps
—	1 Vote	Kremlin Denies Reports of Selling My Plasma
—	1 Vote	From "Nukes" to an EGOT