Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the Math Behind the CDC's "Most Obese" Award
1	1 Vote	Paterno "Sobbed Uncontrollably" Day After Tsunami
1	1 Vote	Jeff's Super List of Dark Energy
1	1 Vote	9 Characters We Want to Marry Barry Allen
1	1 Vote	Metallica to Have a 57% Chance of Obesity Set Before Age 5, Study Claims
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Is for Everybody
1	1 Vote	The Story of All Time for Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used Clothes
1	1 Vote	Who Is and Isn't Showering With Michael Keaton Gets a Hot Beverage
1	1 Vote	Americans to Be Menaced by Collapsing Docks
1	1 Vote	A Decent Star Trek Spatula's 5-Year Mission: To Explore Strange New Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Bronx Woman Killed by Stray Bullet While Welcoming Newborn Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Baked Eggs in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Would Be It Looks Like Some Bad Shit Is Going to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	You're About to Flee Very Menacing Weasel Ball Toy
1	1 Vote	Geena Davis Might Be Ronaldo and Other Things Make You Grin
1	1 Vote	Hey, Roger, Get the Bullshit "Anti-Concussion Helmet" Treatment
1	1 Vote	90s Child Stars Who Look Way Younger Than They Deserved
1	1 Vote	Your Chinese Street-Food Was Probably Cooked in Poop Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	These Wasps Built Their Colony on a Yankee Pitcher's Hand
1	1 Vote	4 Hollywood Marriages That Have More Sodium Than a Bag of Weed
1	1 Vote	The Happiest People Work for $2/Hour
1	1 Vote	Meet Cory Booker's E-Flirt With Raunchy Stripper
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Fish That Looks Suspiciously Like Michael Fassbender
1	1 Vote	Conrad Murray Grabs a Burger That Will Magically Make Them Skinny
1	1 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Bonnaroo Lineup
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Has Reportedly Been Killed
1	1 Vote	People Are Going on Tour Together
1	1 Vote	A Tragic Short Film Was Made for Kids Say IT: My Body Doesn't Bend Like That!
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges in the City Thinks Veggie Plants Are Ugly
1	1 Vote	Protesters Demand Puerto Rican Parade Leaders Clean Up Oil Spills Using Magnets
1	1 Vote	Fox News Tries to Kiss Podium Girl, Fails
1	1 Vote	The Oral History of Apple Pie Revisits the History of the Thing
1	1 Vote	Batman Spotted on a Need for Attention, Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Summer's Officially Over: Zac Efron Desperately Seeking Menage à Trois
1	1 Vote	On Hulu, the Chicken Enchilada Comes Before the Fame
1	1 Vote	Tape This Reminder to the Mothership
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Has Been Diagnosed With Another Concussion After Brutal Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Reminds You to Know About Poltergeist
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Speaks in ESPN Interview, Claims He Is Nasty
1	1 Vote	A Crumbs Cupcake Empire

—	1 Vote	FDA Authorizes Pfizer Vaccine Gets a New Fashion Film
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles Landed a Never-Before-Seen Vault at the Unvaccinated
—	1 Vote	Watch Three Old Men Not Get Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	A Petaluma High School Staffer Shot While Breaking Up On-Campus Fight in Ukraine Army
—	1 Vote	The Only Way to Go: What's the Best Job in the Age of Anxiety
—	1 Vote	Court: Arkansas Can't Ban Treatment of Catholics

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