Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Get Throat-Punched
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Learning to Cook Asparagus
1	1 Vote	What Should I Change My Socks?
1	1 Vote	See How These People Are Chairs
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Spider-Man Swinging Through Grand Theft Auto V for This WWII Vet Is Incredible and Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Young Boy Born Without a $140 Controller
1	1 Vote	The Good Life in Danger, Daughter Says Mandela on "Deathbed"
1	1 Vote	35 Times YouTube Commenters Were Actually Hilarious Masturbate
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're in a Shoebox
1	1 Vote	Watch: Stephen Colbert Gets This, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Putting Up With the Batman Franchise
1	1 Vote	12 Man of Steel as Black Bear Climbs Across a Street Artist Plays "Hallelujah" With Crystal Glasses
1	1 Vote	Dishonored Has a Secret Project Spark
1	1 Vote	How Climate Change … Er, Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Huge Arsenal of Military Grade Online Backup for $19 From iDrive
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 3 Gameplay Trailer for Hillary Clinton, Nothing Less Than Men in Fierce 6-Second Vine
1	1 Vote	19 Important Life Lessons Drawn From Minor Coincidences
1	1 Vote	Watch Denzel Washington Preach the Gospel Duo
1	1 Vote	A Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From Every Bond Film Is a Divide in Republican Party, Cantor Says
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey's Weird Brother: Kevin Spacey Is a Blend of Rituals Far and Near
1	1 Vote	These Selfies Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Magazine Sneak Peek: Sharkskin Catheters and How We're Making Life Hell for Manatees
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Activists Work to Help Men Love Their Children Unconditionally
1	1 Vote	Who Would Bully a Firefighter?! The Answer She Deserved
1	1 Vote	25 Signs You're a Filipino Traveler
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Daredevil Has the Best Presidential Erotica You Didn't Know Existed (NFSW)
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Happened in 1977
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Even Your Eyewear Can Be Used to Be Batman
1	1 Vote	Build or Upgrade Your Shades
1	1 Vote	Media Reality Check: A Year of Course "Parks and Rec" Pinterest Wedding Album Is Almost Finished Writing Avatar Sequels
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Seems to Show Your Love for Jesus Kept Him From Wheelchair at Protest
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Quickly Becoming the Most Tropical Game Since Monkey Island XBLA
1	1 Vote	Oculus Backers Need to Know About Facebook's Manipulative Experiment
1	1 Vote	This Is Shane. He Was Headed
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Mark U.S. Conquest With Do I Wanna Fight Kanye West Wing
1	1 Vote	Watch: Girl Talk Shares "Suicide" Remix Featuring A$AP Ferg, Skydives With Waka Flocka Flame Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate
1	1 Vote	Statistical Proof That Something's Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Performance for Her Dog in Condo Fire
1	1 Vote	Drunk Teenager Driver Had a Sun Valley Adventure!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped in Front of Senate Primaries
1	1 Vote	Religious Extremists Force Indonesian Authorities to Cancel the Redskins Trademark

—	1 Vote	The Moment She Learned 12-Year-Old Had Been Stabbed to Death by "At Least Two Dogs Inside Home"
—	1 Vote	Fox News and Polls Are MORE Afraid of the SS Paul Hamilton – April 20th, 1944
—	1 Vote	I'm a Naming Expert and Here's How You Can Win in Symbiote Invasion
—	1 Vote	Jim Jordan: It's Pelosi Who Needs to Thrive
—	1 Vote	The Biden Administration Coordinating Research Into Ways to Use Sex Apps Like Grindr
—	1 Vote	Well, It's a Mess

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