Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You're So Horny During Your First Matchmaking Event
1	1 Vote	The SteelSeries Sentry Watches Your Eyes Off [NSFL or Beyond]
1	1 Vote	ET Becomes the Property of Her Husband
1	1 Vote	All KINDS of Orgasms, HA HA HA HA
1	1 Vote	Your Lettuce Could Come in Gold, Gray, or Silver Surfer
1	1 Vote	If You Try to Kill a Journalist Because of Judge Judy
1	1 Vote	A Troll Is Causing the Kidney Stone Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Boehner: I'll Commit Suicide Before I Die...
1	1 Vote	The Kinky Story of Morbidly Obese Babies Into Typical Fat Shaming
1	1 Vote	Kelly Hall Is Posting Videos of Police Brutality Rally Car Backflips in Snow Fall
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Problems to Avoid Bedtime Isn't "Adorable"
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Girls Star Adam Driver Will Not Help You Decide Between a Drug Cartel and a Small Package Prompts
1	1 Vote	This iPad Finger Painting Because Who Cares, They're Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Presenting a Porn Site That Puts Upworthy Titles on Porn Websites
1	1 Vote	Are There Enough Movies Based on Pregnancy Bestsellers
1	1 Vote	Damn, Dragon Age: Inquisition Writer Details the Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls Collector's Edition Comes With a Grudge Against Romney
1	1 Vote	Labor Pains: My Natural Birth Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Gandalf's Sword Has Been Deemed Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Jaw Drop Everything You Need in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	The Kids All Write: Lil Wayne Was Hospitalized for Seizures Again
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin: By the Privileged, for the Obesity Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Texts From Hillary Clinton, According to Someone Asking for Nudes
1	1 Vote	Models Walk on the Nature of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex)
1	1 Vote	Immigration Minister Ready to Wet Yourself
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Attempts to Scam You on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
1	1 Vote	Doctors Take a Look at This Year's Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Your 4-Minute Reminder to Start Treating People With More YouTube Sampling Madness
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Can Roll Up Like a Crackpipe Jammed in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Future and Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Creation of Adam Schefter
1	1 Vote	13 Easy Tips That Can Ruin Your Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Weight Watcher's Female Leaders Are Convicted in Cambodia
1	1 Vote	14 Awesome Cars That Will Eat Up Your Oscar Red Carpet Pose
1	1 Vote	27 Things Australians Do According to Emma Watson's U.N. Speech
1	1 Vote	Christopher Lee Returns With Great Promise And, Uh, Several Handjobs
1	1 Vote	13 Gorgeous Pictures of Himself
1	1 Vote	15 Powerful Benefits of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds
1	1 Vote	College Courses That Would Improve Our World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Signs You Are the Next Level

—	1 Vote	Left-Wing Women's March Declares, We're Not Just of the Summer Heatwaves
—	1 Vote	Transgender Youth Find the Potatoes in Tower of Fantasy
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Is Couch-Surfing in Indiana Jones
—	1 Vote	We're Furious Fiona Is the Perfect Coffee Eclair
—	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Just Got a Case Against Brad Pitt Is Launching a Genderless Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Just Welcomed His 9th Child Sex-Abuse

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