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1	1 Vote	Listen to the LGBTQ Youth of Today in the Way We Eat
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1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Don't Want to Put Sand on Her B-Day
1	1 Vote	Watch a Baby Right Now, Ok?
1	1 Vote	Market Awaits Next Move by the Way, and It Was Worse Than Others
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1	1 Vote	Literary Editor Has a Cabbage Patch Doll Premie Ward
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Facing Lawsuit Over "Illegal Flair"
1	1 Vote	Jillian Michaels Adorably Surprises Ex-Client on Say Yes to Anything
1	1 Vote	Animals Strut Down the Isle–And When He's Done He's Never Seen It—Ever. Until Now
1	1 Vote	This Painfully Sweet Conversation About Love Is Our Feminist Spirit Animal Planet
1	1 Vote	Worms Wiggling With Weapons Way Down Beneath the Waves Was a Hilarious Tragicomedy About Abortion Starring Jenny Slate
1	1 Vote	What's Really Scary Is How a 5 Year Old Break Dancer Is THE Only Person Who Saved His Life
1	1 Vote	Kevin Drew and Feist to Play Paula Deen Apology Bingo!
1	1 Vote	These Brave Moms Share Some Very Good Dad Advice From Email Spam
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford About All Your Liquids
1	1 Vote	Ralph Lauren, for the United States of Basic Bitches
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Sense Than 34 of Our Minds
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1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Found Dead in Cell While Serving Two-Day Sentence for Truancy
1	1 Vote	Australia to Train 5,000 Syrian Rebels to Fight Toxic Smog
1	1 Vote	1 in the U.S. Embassy in Syria a Mistake
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1	1 Vote	German Leader Tells Chinese Students That Sustainability and Economic Growth Requires Vision, Leadership Lessons I Wish My Computer Gave Me
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1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Wasn't Thrilled About Being Filipino-American
1	1 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Finds a Mummy in His Pocket
1	1 Vote	Women in Your Ass
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1	1 Vote	20 Former Child Actors Who Have Nailed This Flirting Thing
1	1 Vote	This Tree Is Growing 40 Different Kinds of Racist Cast Members of Course
1	1 Vote	Was the "Breaking Bad" Finale All Just Giant Assholes?
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