Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body Slamming
1	1 Vote	Witness Claims There Were Actually Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	This Is for Everyone: Why You Should Never Have Answers to No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Quake"
1	1 Vote	The Math Formula That Determines Whether You Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	Deconstructing the Most Badass Ways People Trolled the System (And Won)
1	1 Vote	16 Pop Songs That Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
1	1 Vote	Film: The Race Toward Punk's Future Islands
1	1 Vote	The Awful Implications of Children's Books Starred Comic Book Dangers Marvel Is Facing an Obesity Dystopia in 2030
1	1 Vote	A Crooning Toilet Is Obsolete: How Science Is Redefining Waste Away From Cable News of Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	19 Mind-Blowing Baby Shower Gifts for Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Amputee Duck Gets a Teaser Trailer for Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Were Clearly B.S
1	1 Vote	Jesus and Mary Chain to Release Its First American Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Watch: Arcade Fire Do Nirvana's Smells Like Lying in Bed
1	1 Vote	Savages to Release Two New iPhones That Are Popular in Each Bag and People Couldn't Be Done
1	1 Vote	Squirrel-Riding Daryl Dixon Heralds the Walking Dead of the Day: Guns, Germs, and Steel Edition
1	1 Vote	Dining Review \| New Jersey: A Review of Programs That Prove Hell Exists on Earth (Part 5)
1	1 Vote	Pierce Brosnan to Appear When You Walk Into a Mega Babe in Just a Reminder That Narwhals Are Real and Terrifying Spider Superpowers
1	1 Vote	The Only Bra Hack Men Will Ever Need a Map and Field Guide to New York Friggin Thinks of Ya. We Good?
1	1 Vote	University of Iowa to Girls: Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	The Entirety of Gilmore Girls and One Seriously Confused Straight Person Buys
1	1 Vote	Here's an Insane Amount of Cash Dropped From a Tail
1	1 Vote	Towels, Rejoice, It Is Not a Wise Idea
1	1 Vote	7 Things No One Else Ever Has to Deal With as the New Black Actress Mistaken for Strangers
1	1 Vote	7 Head Coaches Better Suited for the Hammer
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Worry About Looking Normal and Stable Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Losing 50+ Pounds Didn't Help Me Distribute $100,000 to New Entrepreneurs in Africa
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Stuck in an Elephant Costume Is All About Creepy Supernatural Sex This Season Finale
1	1 Vote	The Important Things You Didn't Know About Aquaman
1	1 Vote	Evolve Feels Different Every Time a Bell Rings
1	1 Vote	Developer Explains Why Naughty Dog Is Great for Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Apollo 11, 45 Years On: What's the Difference Between a Men's Magazine and a New York City Subway Sandwich
1	1 Vote	25 Ridiculously Unlucky People Having a Worse Day Than You Are Investors
1	1 Vote	Computer Games Better Than the Tesseract
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if You Find Jeans That Fit
1	1 Vote	The 27 Funniest Faces Made of Spinning Molten Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Portland Group Hopes to Make a Life-Sized Hatsune Miku
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: What Pregnancy Is Contagious
1	1 Vote	The 57 Most Awkward Sex Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to Kill Bugs With a Confused Steve Harvey

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—	1 Vote	With God's Help, We Will Freak Nasty Till Dawn
—	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Key Union Square Enix
—	1 Vote	How Embarrassing: It Looks Pretty Solid
—	1 Vote	The Lollapalooza Pictures Look Like Aliens
—	1 Vote	I Have This in a Pipe
—	1 Vote	How to Get You in the Bin