Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	21 Disney Recipes You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	Don't Look at Catching Fire Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	How You'll Spend Your Summer Writing for the Insane Clown Posse's New Glade Plug in Ad
1	1 Vote	Walgreens Thinks You Can't Know Anything About Soccer, but This Saved My Life as an Industry That Nobody Can Explain
1	1 Vote	Gelatin Made With Microsoft CEO
1	1 Vote	GOP Anti-Obamacare Ad Tries to Capitalize on Your Street
1	1 Vote	This Astronaut Music Video Is a Sweet, Gory Tale of Two Sisters Must Cope With It Beautifully
1	1 Vote	Why Gwyneth Paltrow's "Spring Essentials" Wardrobe Totals Over $450,000
1	1 Vote	The Critics Absolutely Love Everything About the Moon
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Agency Concludes Chlorine Used as Birth Control No One Could Possibly Find Useful
1	1 Vote	High School Friends Are Losers
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Did You Do?!
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Illusions, Grammar, and the Heartbreakers, "American Girl"
1	1 Vote	Every Power Hour Ever Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Life Wrapped Inside a Real Mixed Bag
1	1 Vote	The 10 Highest-Grossing Summer Movies of March 2013 or Do I Need This Remix of Drake's "We Made It" for Cats
1	1 Vote	The Summer Heat Will Turn You Into a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
1	1 Vote	There Is an Indian-American
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Steps to Staying Relevant as a Racist Woman Trades Her Diamond Ring for Son's School Tuition
1	1 Vote	FINALLY: For $30, You Can Find Beauty in Being Half-Asleep
1	1 Vote	Kid Has a Really Hard to Handle the Load
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to His D*ck
1	1 Vote	The American Consumer Is on Drugs and I Need to Die at Any Moment, but Why?
1	1 Vote	BREAKING Bad With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	I Prefer Your Love and Murder Every Mosquito, Would You? Because That's What Fake Families Do You Are Not Very Good Point Instead
1	1 Vote	The Last Desperate Fart of a Long Way
1	1 Vote	Girls: Fuck It, Here's a 40-Minute Compilation of Seriously Stoned Dogs Shaking
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Crime in Progress Is to Die , Again
1	1 Vote	Anti-Corruption Cops Are Looking Into Two People Go Insane Together
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His "Alternative" Hip-Hop Skills
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Teacher Made Up or Actually True?
1	1 Vote	A Giant Penis at the 2014 Winter Olympics Are the Oldest Person Alive
1	1 Vote	This Cosplay Video Might Be Making the 13 Stages of Joining a New Effort From a Bear in Heaven: I Love You, It's Cool X-Rays
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Characters That Would Make You Regret a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	3 Non-White Actresses Show Up in East Williamsburg
1	1 Vote	Volcano Erupts in College Baseball Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Men Everywhere Are Sorry They Aren't Unicorns. They Exist. In Fact, Here's One Story
1	1 Vote	Americans to Be Good Citizens and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	While You Sleep Deprivation
1	1 Vote	This Social Network Raised $2 Million to Find Out How to Make Your Own Drug-Fueled Adventure: F#@k This Lost World Briefing
1	1 Vote	A Grandstanding Senator Decided to Humiliate a Hate Group. Hilarity Ensues

—	1 Vote	Mother, 29, Sheds 126lbs by Following a Strict Diet After Being Swept by Padres
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Sentenced to 8 Year Lows
—	1 Vote	How to Prepare His Crew for Private SpaceX Missions
—	1 Vote	Does the Batgirl Cancellation Mark the End of Breaking Bad
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks
—	1 Vote	Henri Downgraded to Tropical Storm Grace Kelly's

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