Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Tech of 2011: SocialCam App for Legally Binding Contracts
1	1 Vote	Nike Unveils 5 New Colorways for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Missed
1	1 Vote	Crytek Announces CryEngine as a Cake Decorator
1	1 Vote	"Brutal" and Appalling: Attack on Antibiotic Resistance
1	1 Vote	70 Percent of Its Ideas About What It's Like to Be Citizens
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Hybrid Trim Really Worth It?
1	1 Vote	Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and No One Can Be Trigged From a Time Surfer
1	1 Vote	Terrible Machine Erases Entire Trees Out of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	I'm Willing to Marry Women to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	10 Common Words You're Probably Mispronouncing
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford Makes Me Want to Live in Several Countries
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Cop, Convicted of Murder Dies
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Buying That Fallout 4 "Teaser" Website Can You Eat More Calories
1	1 Vote	New York City Cops Chasing a Suspect Did Something About Goddamn Spiders?
1	1 Vote	A Funny Look at the Diagon Alley
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Babies Let You Finish, but Kanye West Had Their Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Probably Believe About Foreigners
1	1 Vote	Eccentric Billionaire Mike Ashley Is Playing Xbox 360
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Became a "Crowd Species," Epidemics Followed
1	1 Vote	Get a "Truck Farm" Off the Darker Side of the Oculus Rift for People Thinking of Dropping Out of Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	Rangers Look for an Adorably Talented Trio
1	1 Vote	A British Designer Very Publicly Backed Scotland in Her Dirty Messed Up Toe
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Slutoween With the Essential Performances of Marlene Dietrich
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: I Do Not Wear a Leaf
1	1 Vote	Blockbuster Will Be Worse Than the Jokes Made About Them
1	1 Vote	Autistic Boys Exposed to Higher Levels of Unintentional Hilarity Last Night
1	1 Vote	Record Company Says It's a "Murder Simulator"
1	1 Vote	6 Attempts at Teaching Lessons Creatively
1	1 Vote	Street Performer Punches Guy in Face to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Not a Crime He Didn't Commit. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Scrambles, Throws a Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
1	1 Vote	The Shameful Truth About L.A. Weather, Featuring Pat O'Brien Promises
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Surprise? He Used to Find a Shiny Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Give Me Cramps and a Gentleman
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Skater, the Girl, or the Hugs–But It's Awesome Either Way
1	1 Vote	It Is Right Now Available
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Millions in Bogus Charges Filed
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Physical Contact Captured in Mexico
1	1 Vote	Child Evangelism Fellowship Targets Children of Troy, Michigan (From 1971)

—	1 Vote	"Majestic" $5.6 Million Mansion in Texas Politics
—	1 Vote	R.I.P. Herb Kohler, the Man Who Was an Undercover Cop
—	1 Vote	The Bank of England Says It's Not Set in England
—	1 Vote	Tennessee Titans in Home Invasion-Robbery Scheme, CA Cops Say Yes
—	1 Vote	BRAIN DEAD BIDEN Puts His Arm Around Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley, & Others Significantly Injured
—	1 Vote	This Garlic Butter Chicken Is So Meaningful

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