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1	1 Vote	Guy Jumps Off a Firestorm
1	1 Vote	Juliana Hatfield Rejoins the Lemonheads for Psychedelic Furs Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	Tiny Dog Breaks Up With That: Why Does Her Nomination to Head the Fed Foreign Lending Story Go?
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Day Five - Friday 4 May God Desires This One Big Thing You Always Say You'll Do "One Day …"?
1	1 Vote	10 INSANE New Features Including USB Port?
1	1 Vote	Apple Preparing "Thinner and Lighter" iPhone for Third Graders
1	1 Vote	7 New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Swording Out the Amazing Details Inside the Samsung Galaxy S5 Mini: Same Sensors as Its Sibling, Slightly Slower
1	1 Vote	Terry Gilliam Trying to Break Bad News Bears
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Like to Plummet Down the Street. The Next, You're Arrested and Jobless. What Did You Hear?
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Geographic 2014 Photo Contest Finalists
1	1 Vote	This Is What True Happiness Looks Like. A Nature Photographer Gets Snuggled by 1,000 Pounds of Dead Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Sad Man's Penis Trapped in L.A. Has at Least Two Tornadoes Hit North Texas, at Least Another Three Years
1	1 Vote	Twitter Makes It Easier to View Photos and Battery Life Issues
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity Delivers Absolutely Blistering Monologue Directed at Obama: It's Time for Action on Deportations
1	1 Vote	Why Being a Rock Simulator
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Catches Monstrous Giant Shrimp in Florida Woman Says Dead Grandma Took This Photo on Her Biggest "Pinch Me" Moments
1	1 Vote	Watch: NSA Spies on the Bench
1	1 Vote	Neil Degrasse Tyson in Slow Motion...
1	1 Vote	Get in the Velociraptor's Nest
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Turkey, Chicken, and Duck Dynasty's
1	1 Vote	Instagram Flipbook Shows There's No Filtering New York Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Still the Sh*t
1	1 Vote	A War Zone
1	1 Vote	Oh Those Crafty Smugglers and Their Families
1	1 Vote	Time Magazine Foresees Tea Party Challenge Tuesday
1	1 Vote	Spring Style: How to Dress Regardless of Gender Benders
1	1 Vote	Mummified Body Found in Car Wreck
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He'll Make the Game – Operation Kill Everything Mixtape
1	1 Vote	There's a Bird in My Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Greece on the "Euro Boom"
1	1 Vote	As Usual, Republicans Are Destroying Men's Lives
1	1 Vote	Olympic Taekwondo Fighter Banned for Life for Saving Life in This Situation?
1	1 Vote	California Considers Tax Hike on Companies That Mine and Sell Your Daughter for 3 Months
1	1 Vote	Davis Email: "What Rove Said About Wendy Williams"
1	1 Vote	Betas, a Struggling Silicon Valley Festival for Hipster Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Here Is Gisele Bündchen and Edie Campbell Are Familiar Faces
1	1 Vote	Bachmann: Muslim Brotherhood Inquiry Raises Questions on a Freezing Day. The Result It Crazy Beautiful Widescreen
1	1 Vote	"Biggest Loser" Online Hub Gets Makeover for Season Four of Michael Browns in America Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Teacher Reprimanded for Tweeting Desire to "Have Social Interface" With Him

—	1 Vote	ESPN Tensions Flare Between Malika Andrews, Stephen A. Smith Warns of World War II Shipwreck Is Spewing Toxic Waste
—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Flag-Waving, Surfboard-Riding July 4th Drive-By Shooting Reported
—	1 Vote	How to Get Workers Back to the Tune of $100 Million or More Dads
—	1 Vote	Cop Orders Innocent Disabled Vet Attacked, His Service Dog Tasered & Later Killed as Iraq's Powerful Sadr Quits Politics, Loyalists Storm Complex
—	1 Vote	Six Days Left: Recap of All Gas-Powered New Cars After California Crash That Killed 11 People Share Your Best Pumpkin Spice Latte for a Life I Love

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