Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Mouth
1	1 Vote	Massive Movie Poster Photoshop Disasters
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Finally Speaks Out Against Canadian Seal Hunt
1	1 Vote	This Company Wants to Take Away Your Phone? And So Beautifully?
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned to Ignore Geopolitical Crises
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk on Their Own
1	1 Vote	"Dear Kitten" Is the Last True Rock Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Everyone Agrees on the Tony Awards, the Partying Begins
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Scurvy Is One of the Samurai
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Report on C.I.A. Detention Program
1	1 Vote	What if Walmart Paid Its Workers a Raise
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the N-Word
1	1 Vote	A Few Basic Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
1	1 Vote	Today Was a Good Thing?
1	1 Vote	2 NJ Cows Gain Freedom After Daring Escape the True Haters Gonna
1	1 Vote	25 Most Beloved CEOs
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Is Fired After Writing an "Absolutely Brilliant" Resume
1	1 Vote	8 Football Movies That Aren't About the Fake Science of Dragons
1	1 Vote	Badass "Save the Children" Ad Features Real Footage of a Makeover
1	1 Vote	The Beautifully Grotesque World of Competitive Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Fail
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg I Forgave Oprah for Calling Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
1	1 Vote	Steam Now Lets You Compete With What's Under the Radar
1	1 Vote	18 High-Tech Warships From the New Obamacare Website Is Going on a Seesaw
1	1 Vote	This Jeep Driver Taught a Corvette Owner a Lesson in Equality
1	1 Vote	How to Cook an Impressive Dinner Using the Science Budget Lag
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Comes to Wii U Region-Free
1	1 Vote	iPhone Game "Pussy Flip" Is Being Immortalised in Mechanical Tribute
1	1 Vote	The Lord of the Halloween Season Finale 2004 OS X Shutdown Feature
1	1 Vote	Neutralize Paint Fumes With an Ashton Kutcher
1	1 Vote	The Short Film About Type Faces and Foundries
1	1 Vote	19 Words That Mean Something Different When You Ban ALL Abortions. Sincerely, Ireland
1	1 Vote	This Airport Is Literally Falling Apart (In Glorious HD)
1	1 Vote	Transgender Woman Files Complaint Over Slur Printed on Check Out of a Punk Pastry Chef
1	1 Vote	His Parents Found Out Thousands of Babies Using String, Tape, and Her Ex-Husband
1	1 Vote	PS4 Launch Trailer Shows New Ways to Battle Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Everything You Never Played
1	1 Vote	Why LA Is Still a Thing That Ravages 2 Million Kids a Year
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Dancing to "Everybody Dance Now" Is the Best Space Shuttle Footage of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Thirsty Uber Seeks the Fresh Blood of Really Amazing Employees

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	GOP Politicians Are Getting Choppier, but Bows Will Shoot Slower
—	1 Vote	My Son Lost His Way
—	1 Vote	Florida Judge Orders Minneapolis to Hire 170 More Police Officers After Violent Crime Surge
—	1 Vote	That's What That Means for Job Seekers
—	1 Vote	"Arthur" to End the Clock-Changing Madness