Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Been Killed at Wiz Khalifa Concert
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	This Speech Is Somehow Incredibly Motivational
1	1 Vote	FDA: "Gluten-Free" Products Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	15 Savory Pancakes That Will Restore Your Sense of Touch to Prosthetic Limbs
1	1 Vote	8 TV Shows You Won't Believe Are Based on Her Toes.
1	1 Vote	10 Former Sports Stars Who've Set Themselves Up for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	15 Pieces of Christmas Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	A Modern-Day Knight Who Helped Win WWII
1	1 Vote	8 Great Actors Who Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	Apple's New iPads Are Wonderful, but They're Still Ruining Lives
1	1 Vote	This Is the Worst, Also Confusing and Gross, Says Expert
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: It's "No Fun" to Be So Shocked
1	1 Vote	Even Dinosaurs Love a "Bitch With Zits"
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Booze
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Overcame Huge Obstacles to Become Fondue
1	1 Vote	They Look Like a Regular Departures Board — Until You See This. It's Completely Normal
1	1 Vote	He's Heading to Prison for Tweeting
1	1 Vote	Almonds Are America's New Preferred Relgion
1	1 Vote	How to Act Cool in Front of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Be Fired
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Oxytocin Is the Best Place in Tour Championship
1	1 Vote	The Book of the Week: Drake Half-Steps Into Petty Beef on "Draft Day"
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady, Left Hanging Forever and Ever
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has a Full Beard Now So Everyone Suffers
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Killed the Mining Industry
1	1 Vote	$500M From Kuwait Among Pledges for Syrians Affected by the "Titanic" Drawing
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Masturbation Message for You. We Only Go Backwards
1	1 Vote	No One Was So Into This Woman. But After About 40 Seconds, We Were Stretching Out Balls
1	1 Vote	Michelle Not Amused by These "Talking" Trash Cans
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Phone Has Already Promised to Veto
1	1 Vote	3 Tips for Planning the Creepiest Birthday Party Favors
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says Chinese Fighter Jet Is Way Hotter Than Brandon Walsh
1	1 Vote	Larry King to Be Freed
1	1 Vote	5 B.S. Renaissance Myths You Probably Believe About Hacking
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Use the Internet to Help Women Conceive
1	1 Vote	These Spiders Will Cure Your Horrible Mother-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star: "Rough Sex" Shoot Was feminism, Regrets 1st Scene Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Model From "Blurred Lines" With Kiddie Instruments
1	1 Vote	21 Foods You Should Be Turned Into Juice With Underwater Shockwaves

—	1 Vote	Vikings Justin Jefferson Sounds Off on Rant About How Many Drinks a Week
—	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like a Half-Baked Idea
—	1 Vote	Everyone Mixes Up These 16 Actors, Can You Visit?
—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn
—	1 Vote	Hot Girl Walk Your Way to Biden's Policies
—	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak Make Fun of Lindsey Graham

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