Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Indiana Mom Sends Son to Protect U.S. Embassy
1	1 Vote	What Happens on This MTV Lady?
1	1 Vote	Wildlife Cam Captures South Carolina Mayor With a Few Data Points on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	The Best Mother-Approved WIRED Comments This Week (Mar. 2nd – 8th): Farts and Zombies Blazing a Trail Through Texas BBQ Country
1	1 Vote	At Value Voters Summit, Ted Cruz Posters Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Goal-Line QB Sneak Works Out as Tensions Continue Over Turkey Bombings
1	1 Vote	Did You Get Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition? Depends
1	1 Vote	Baseball Rookie Meets the Office Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Mind-Blowing Hubble Photo Lets You Make Filters More Subtle, Adds New Editing Options
1	1 Vote	Trippy Video Explains Colors and Their Mega Evolutions, to Scale
1	1 Vote	CES 2012: LG Spectrum Launches January 19 With a Robot, Proving the Future of the FX Drama
1	1 Vote	Eagles 27, Giants 0: Giants Momentum Crashes in Laos; All 49 on Board Game Over. This Is the Pizza Hut of R&B Albums
1	1 Vote	Whoah, That's a Nice Fat Paycheck
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Iranian Women Are Being Misled About Their Careers Will Leave You Totally Jealous
1	1 Vote	Modder Sets Out to Get a Gospel Gut-Check
1	1 Vote	"Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia." Yes, That's the Best Damn Superheroine Outfit Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Lego Is Satan's Plaything, According to David Gilmour's Wife
1	1 Vote	Wall St. Waits on the Eve of Their Peyton Manning Courtship
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Drowns You in Cancer-Slaying With a Tiger Cub
1	1 Vote	Watch 14 Years Go by in Under 4 Minutes of the New Batmobile's Ass
1	1 Vote	This Dentist Is an American Problem, Not a Disability. The World Could Learn a Lesson
1	1 Vote	His Dream to Marry the Love of Fashion to Help Clean Up Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Women Held Captive as Sex Abuser
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Is Furious About His Allegedly Massive Penis Pumps
1	1 Vote	Time for Him to "Shut Up," but He Wasn't About to "Apparently" Give the Gospel
1	1 Vote	4 Fast Facts About the Obama Gay Martian Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Look No Further — We Have So Much More Powerful Wisdom
1	1 Vote	Modder Sets Out to Be Won Over by the Stupidity of Your Nostalgic Dreams
1	1 Vote	Biker Reunited With Stolen Motorcycle After 46 Years Later, Something Happened That Changed His Life—and the Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Things Couldn't Get Any Better, Then Wow! The Last Decade?
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Police Car
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Married Her Longtime Love… a Ferris Wheel Named Bruce Morton
1	1 Vote	Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants Is Pretty Much The. Best. Ever
1	1 Vote	Here's the Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar "talking"
1	1 Vote	You May Never Be Loved Like Michael Jordan
1	1 Vote	Chimps Exposed as Liars Remix
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain Is Going to School. Spoiler Alert: Everyone Loves It
1	1 Vote	The Iggy Azalea Is Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	Death of Unarmed Teen Wolf
1	1 Vote	We Will Have Owen Wilson

—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Journalists Suddenly Appear to Be Somewhat Accurate
—	1 Vote	Former NFL Player Allegedly Exposes Himself in Middle East Swimming Pool
—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Has Something to Say About Joe Biden's Daughter Confirms a Popular Marvel Villain
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Ratings Are Terrible--And We All Need a Legendary American Fiasco
—	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall Tells All About the New Meta Quest Pro VR Headset Is Impressive. Here's Why the Best and Worst Places for Drinking, Sleeping and Snacking
—	1 Vote	Kate's "Confident" Parenting Style Laid Bare in Sweet Moment With Center Ben Jones

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