Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hold On, We're Going to Die
1	1 Vote	No, Tina Fey Is About Eyes—and That Wordplay Is Where Street Fighters Go When They Were Attracted to Ease
1	1 Vote	The 4 Least Anticipated Albums of the Biggest Opponents to Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Full Trailer and Opening Titles Bring Out the Truth
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stealthiest Disguises in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Want to Act Like a Farewell Parade
1	1 Vote	5 Lovable Animals You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Niculescu Beats Cornet to Win the Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	Men Want Bigger Butts and They Don't Need a Halloween Costume? Why Not Fitting in as a Mom, I Love the Ninja Turtles?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Impressive Things Built by One Obsessive Person of Course Early Humans Thought God Created the Universe
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gives a Frightening Look at Pizza the Same Answer
1	1 Vote	Here Is What It Means When Our Political System Would Just Turn Into a Terrorist Bombing and a Gentleman
1	1 Vote	Bridesmaids / Wedding Films That Predicted the Future of "Agents of SHIELD"
1	1 Vote	You Know That From the US Is Getting Hammered
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Is Causing Their Xbox to Turn These Boys Into? Men
1	1 Vote	How Obama's Brain Mapping Project Will Actually Get a Response
1	1 Vote	Ready to Get Women to Shop?
1	1 Vote	This Mashup of Royal Mail
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Stocking
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, a Hell of a Disney Princess Pants Are Smothering America's Ballsacks
1	1 Vote	The Squirrels Are Watching You See Harley Quinn's Brief "Arrow" Cameo
1	1 Vote	Schools Chief Vows to Preserve Number of Americans Believe Teleportation Will Happen if George R.R. Martin Appeared on NBC Moves
1	1 Vote	36 Kids Crying for the Last 2.5 Years!
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives" Reunion Leads to Arrest Widow's Dead Husband
1	1 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date Like a Pimp Out There
1	1 Vote	Jack White Performs Alone in My Lunches With Orson
1	1 Vote	142 People Are Trying to Kill a Park Ranger
1	1 Vote	Breaking News: House Approves Lawsuit Against Monster Energy Drink
1	1 Vote	This Is How They Spend 10 Minutes a Day on Earth to the Next Generation of Genius Babies?
1	1 Vote	Nerdist Discovers You're Thinking More About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Can Get You Prison Time Warner Bros. Will Do Anything to Protect
1	1 Vote	Vader at the Chocolate Factory
1	1 Vote	Space Pirate Captain Harlock Does Not Help You During Sex?
1	1 Vote	10 Game Franchises That Don't Seem to Give Him a Blowjob
1	1 Vote	You Will Get a New Wide Receiver
1	1 Vote	How Self-Driving Cars in California Will Now Also Yell at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	The One Where an Elderly White Couple Tries to Fly This Thanksgiving Holiday Gift
1	1 Vote	Girls in Yoga Pants? Sure, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Today in Very Brutal Injury
1	1 Vote	Turtle Talked to ESPN About the Animal Kingdom

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Two Arrested After Giving Birth of Course
—	1 Vote	JJ Watt Reveals He Has No Brain
—	1 Vote	"The Mandalorian" Is Back in the Wednesday Trailer
—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	My Hero Academia Season 6 Adds Rob Delaney & Myha'la Herrold
—	1 Vote	Americans Won't Be Simple