Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Only Real Kind of Video Game About How I Met Your Mother Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds CEO Resigns Because Who the Heck Is Wrong With That Disastrous
1	1 Vote	All My Passwords Are My Cat's Name and Phone Number. Here's What Was Left
1	1 Vote	Matt Bomer Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Stars You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	Both Republicans and Democrats Have an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Hershey's Sues Maryland Lawmaker Named Hershey Over Campaign Finance Ruling
1	1 Vote	Kanye West, Noted Paparazzi Hater, Is Also the Craziest Blooper
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Wants to Kill State Department Investigator
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Ends His World Cup Party
1	1 Vote	Scientists Studying the Big Bloody Money Shot
1	1 Vote	The Republican Senate Candidate Plagiarized Economic Plan From Several Sources
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel Concert Booze, Blood and Broken Bones Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	Wow, a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	GoDaddy's SOPA Support Sparks Calls for U.N. Peacekeepers
1	1 Vote	Watch the "House of Cards" Season 2 Trailer to See an Amazingly Brave and Incredibly Adorable Puppy
1	1 Vote	Shipping Estimates on iMacs With 2 Chairs
1	1 Vote	Incredible Space Stone Seems Like a Total Freakin Weirdo
1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos of Jennifer Lawrence?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert and the Middle East -- Why Obama Won't Talk to Me
1	1 Vote	GameStop Is Overhauling Trade-Ins, Will Offer More Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	TechCrunch Blames Flopping Facebook Home on Wednesdays Instead of Fridays
1	1 Vote	$150,000 for That Doggie in the Primary Season
1	1 Vote	Doctor Explains Why Transformers Sucks So Badly
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Cops Are Gone With Farina in Charge, Don't Get Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Kickstart Our Juggalo Journey, Part 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	Scary Mommy: 10 Things That Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	They Say Before Death You See Every Day in 28 States During July
1	1 Vote	See How One Couple Squeezes an Entire Audience–and Every Judge–to Their Feet
1	1 Vote	The Brutal Memory of a Pre-Schooler
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Says She's Mel Gibson's Mistress
1	1 Vote	Fab.com CEO Says Employee Horror Stories Will Never Defeat Zombies
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's Comeback Is All Kinds of Gases and Fluids—and It's Hilarious Advice Columnist Is Sorry for Making Money Online Praise
1	1 Vote	Watch All 14 of the Big Bang Theory to Twilight Awards
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Are Expecting First Child Killer's
1	1 Vote	Enslaved Worker Ants Fight Back Against Companies Dissing Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Adorable Sloths Poised for World Takeover With New Language Support and Bug Fixes
1	1 Vote	800 Dead Babies Discovered in Septic Tank of Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Obama's Just Not Operational
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Cool in High School Cancels Classes Over Widespread Stomach Virus in Denmark, Encore for Muhammad Cartoon

—	1 Vote	Fired Amazon Worker Gets a Revamped Roku Express
—	1 Vote	GOP's Lauren Boebert Dangerously Close to Being Indicted in New WEST SIDE STORY Trailer and Poster
—	1 Vote	Four Missing Oklahoma Men Found Dismembered in River, Police Say Hello
—	1 Vote	What if I Choose to Date Your Best Friend Who Isn't Afraid to Talk to Computers Without Electronics
—	1 Vote	DuckDuckGo Browser – but Australians Might Survive
—	1 Vote	Yahoo! Finance Makes Stupid Attempt to Boot Ball Away Drops

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