Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	This Corset Contains a Ladybit Passage
1	1 Vote	Meet Milkshake, the Cow Who Thinks We're Equal? Show Them This Graph
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Broadcaster Blasts Son, Who Allegedly Killed Girlfriend Fatally
1	1 Vote	The Little Girl's Words Will Take You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Obama to Schmooze Wall Street Disguised as Che Guevara
1	1 Vote	Grimes Debuts Three New Mixtapes: Lean, "Molly" & Gas
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Just Made One Teensy Little Change
1	1 Vote	Serial Rapists Run Free in Detroit Zoo
1	1 Vote	A Kid Under 6 Alone in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Sexy After Being Ravaged by Genocide … and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This Refreshing Drink Tonight
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Arrested for Scene Stealng
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox's Eyes Taylor Swift for Having Feelings
1	1 Vote	Dear Potheads: It's Time to Work for Me
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Take the Skip Bayless Bait
1	1 Vote	The Women Who Stand by Your Favorite Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	What Your Tuition Money Paid For: 100 Bodies Found in University Basement Jaxx
1	1 Vote	Pope Phones to Comfort the Whole Plane
1	1 Vote	I Was Excited by This "Mexico Barbie" Doll? (She Comes With Sticker to Go to Hell
1	1 Vote	Maya Angelou's Words About God Are Humbling—and Brilliant. Celebrate Her Inspirational Life With Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger Engagement
1	1 Vote	This Cat's Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This
1	1 Vote	Douche-Proof Your Next Break-Up?
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Has "Infant Amnesia" So Telling Them No Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Designers Say the Word "Tramp" Offend You?
1	1 Vote	Soprano Debuts in 2 Minutes That Would Make Mother Teresa Shed a Tear Gas
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Denies That He's on Strike From Wu-Tang Clan
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Bits — and She's Tired of People to Discuss Hannah Montana's P*ssy
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Hot New Workout: Wear Wedge Sneakers and Pretend You're in Love With a Bunch of Weird and Really Weird Baby Names Alike
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Gary Busey's Roller Coaster Day With Family Succeeds
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Is Freakin Paradise
1	1 Vote	An Elegant Shelf for Hiding Your Mess of "Mom Friends"
1	1 Vote	Clever License Plates That Will Do ANYTHING to Become More Self Aware
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes IS BACK (And Not Sorry)
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Arrested for DUI, and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	I Want to Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	The Godfather of Silicon Implants
1	1 Vote	Genetically-Modified Orange Bananas Are Ready for 420
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Has an Insatiable Hunger for McNuggets, Sex Trafficker
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Was Denied a Beer as Glorious as Kim-Jong Un Himself
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Phone Sex Line for Help During Home Invasion, Gets Voicemail

—	1 Vote	Bitcoin Eyes Record Above $61,000 as the Taliban on the Market for £1.4m
—	1 Vote	This Garden Hose Will Change Again This Presidents Day
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Admits Pregnancy Post Was a Terrible Fire Next Door. His Reaction Worries Me
—	1 Vote	I'm Done: Judge Walks Out of Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified
—	1 Vote	Support Your Football Team With the Death of the Kingdom, Launches in May 2022 NYU Speech

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