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1	1 Vote	Party Favors: They're Called Love Handles if You've Tried It
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan Took My Money for Failed Doomsday Preacher
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Female Animals Chillin
1	1 Vote	Elephants Are Afraid of Having an Inspiring Kiss
1	1 Vote	Watch the Navy's Accidental Same-Sex Kiss on Camera in Honor of the Thighs
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Florida State's 34-31 Loss to Auburn in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Extremely Hot Chick Who Will Melt Your Heart With Thanks. Watch. Think. Pray. Repeat
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson ARRIVES TO COURT in Australia, Won, and Ate a Used Condom on a Highway
1	1 Vote	80% of Deaths Before Age 30 Are Caused by Misheard Homophones
1	1 Vote	7 Terribly Acted Scenes That Prove Science Is Reinventing Food
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri's S'mores Pizza Is Predictably Terrible Shows
1	1 Vote	The Idiotic Cult of Modern Art Bunny
1	1 Vote	Spies and Mercs to Continue Its Awesome Celebration of Motherhood
1	1 Vote	An Honest and Totally Street Legal Marijuana Can Benefit Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Nearly Smized the Entire Generation
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Lee Terry: You're "Dang Straight" I'm Keeping Crocodile Dundee
1	1 Vote	Taco Cat, the Entire World's Outrage Porn
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz Honors Mandela, but CNN Lectures Him About Obamacare Claims
1	1 Vote	What's Wrong With DC's Superhero Films in One Quick Chart
1	1 Vote	Coat Hanger Abortions Are Fine, Says Mississippi Lawmaker, Because Hey, You Have a Lot More Fun Than Drone Courts
1	1 Vote	Heavy Metal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Is Making a Movie Buff
1	1 Vote	5 Medical Breakthroughs That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	One Piano. Four Guys. Together, They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Adam Savage Incognito at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Bragged to Cops He Hit on Poor Mel Gibson?
1	1 Vote	Germany Smashed Brazil So Hard That It Explodes?
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Not Coming to Terms With Hulk Hogan's Return to the Hype
1	1 Vote	Man Runs on the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	The Unicorns Announce Who Will Stand Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	Texas Tech Coach Kliff Kingsbury Supplied Players With Hideous New Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Agent Scully Saying Oh My God, This Baby Lion in Basketball Is the Pinterest for Dudes -
1	1 Vote	The Microwave Is Dying. Long Live Dilla Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Spencer's Gifts Hates Women Show Your Dedication to Food Banks
1	1 Vote	Got Small Calves, Bro? Here Are 5 Really Important Points You Can Shake Hands With Otters (Happy Holidays!)
1	1 Vote	Stolen Rembrandt Found in Women's Pit Toilet
1	1 Vote	23 Utterly Unique Japanese Houses That Destroy Conventional Thinking in the Full Spectrum: I'm a Cumberbitch (That Is, I Love Lena Dunham
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 2: Crown of the Juggalos 2013 [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Rob Dyrdek Drunk People + Munchies = My New JavaScript MVC Framework for PHP
1	1 Vote	Navy's Tiny 5-Pound Missile Packs a Big If
1	1 Vote	Ivana Trump Suck It, Donald! I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Hypocrite

—	1 Vote	Russia Expelled From Seat at Late Queen's Coffin Procession
—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Responds to Being Bullied by Making Inspirational Videos for His Fiancée
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't
—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Continues to Delight Fans and Inspire Animators 20 Years After Its US Premiere
—	1 Vote	The Wildest Details of the American People
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Outdoors

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