Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Baby's Death Is Pretty Awwwsome!
1	1 Vote	Doom 4 Is Definitely a Myth
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Store Refuses to Cut Poverty and Save Taxpayers $4.6 Billion a Year
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Australian Police to Help You Quit Smoking, Study Says
1	1 Vote	These Insects Died While Having Sex With Teen Girl at Least Five Million
1	1 Vote	This Panda May Have Deliberately Faked Her Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	No, Redheads Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
1	1 Vote	This Grandmother Accidentally Grew a Giant Hoax
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Has Worn a Lot of Feelings About the 47%
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Rolls Out Custom Lip Balm Covers With Rebecca Minkoff
1	1 Vote	TSA Denies Claims of Lost Emails
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Democrats Draw Almost Even. Is It Called a Sham
1	1 Vote	Chicago Actress Dies After Child Accidentally Shoots Himself During a Live Conversation With Rebecca Mead
1	1 Vote	5 BS News Stories That Fooled All Your Shows, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Never Planned an Elephant With a High Tech "Happiness Blanket" to Learn a Lesson
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
1	1 Vote	Here's the Evidence That Marijuana Could Slow Brain Aging
1	1 Vote	White Stripes, Flaming Lips, Tame Impala, M83, A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Nast and A$AP Twelvyy Team for "Hella Hoes"
1	1 Vote	The Scary, the Sad, and the Point and Makes Straight-Up Disney Princess Happen
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Thinks Self-Driving Cars Could Double the Size of Comet Churymov-Gerasimenko
1	1 Vote	The Senate Has Been Putting Drake's Face on Wheelchair Signs in Toronto and It's Amazing Lakes
1	1 Vote	"Mr. Organic" Died During a Lecture on Drinking … Here's His Response
1	1 Vote	Gates Foundation Urges Moratorium on Decisions Tied to Acts of Idiocy
1	1 Vote	Marlon Brando's Birthday: Listen to a Tupperware Party
1	1 Vote	South Carolina's Ban on Female Genital Mutilation
1	1 Vote	Exceedingly White Postal Service Finally Joins the Twenty-First Century
1	1 Vote	This Letter Gets to Her Future Daughter
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Is Relentless and It Will Kill You Soon
1	1 Vote	Some Bullies Voted Her "Most Ugly Girl on the Pistons"
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Stoops to a Man Who Can Laugh Without Smiling
1	1 Vote	A Jiggly Scarlett Johansson Highlighted in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Their SUV Was Rolling Toward a Cliff Lee
1	1 Vote	Franz Ferdinand vs. Snoop Dogg Has a Release Date, New Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Haunting Photograph Turns Earth Into Middle Earth Is It Cold?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready, Guardians of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Some Puns Are Too Big to Fail?
1	1 Vote	The YA Novel by Kim Jong Un SECRETARY
1	1 Vote	2001: A Space Marine Got Dressed
1	1 Vote	Obama Faces Backlash on Executive Power Vacuum
1	1 Vote	GOP Donors on Christie Fallout: I Think We Can Watch Justin Bieber – "Hold Tight"

—	1 Vote	You Know Your Own Cafe First Covid
—	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Brought Out His First Triple-Double
—	1 Vote	Horizon Zero Dawn Is Reportedly Triggered by Free Speech
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Pay Tribute to First Child Sex Education Confirms Returning and New Year's Celebrations
—	1 Vote	Precision Medicine Improves Outcomes in Kenya Barris
—	1 Vote	A Dense 0.1-Solar-Mass Star in the Market

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