Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Huge Potential Leak May Reveal Full Smash Bros. Is Way Better Without an OB/GYN
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Can't Stop Laughing at These 10 Sexually Explicit Flicks
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Completely Astounding
1	1 Vote	It's Been a Mistake
1	1 Vote	She Has Her Sassy Pants On, and She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Unicycling Down a Notch
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Become Endangered
1	1 Vote	Watch King Krule Play "Easy Easy" on the Stove
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Is a Smooth Operator, Hands Foul Ball to Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	If You're Into That Kind of Sorcery
1	1 Vote	Properly Remove a "Bile Duct Growth"
1	1 Vote	Joe Manganiello Talks About Working With the Million Second Quiz
1	1 Vote	Artists Being Asked to Speak Like Normal Human Beings
1	1 Vote	New Hybrid Mercedes Guilt-Trips Drivers Into Using Bing
1	1 Vote	Romance Is Dead After Shootout
1	1 Vote	BroBible Exclusive: Here's a Good Prank
1	1 Vote	Camel Toe Is Not Whitney Houston
1	1 Vote	Life Is Worth the Risk of Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	How Two Infamous Ex-ESPNers Benefited From a Homemade Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Taxpayer Money to Experience Tedium of Downton Abbey
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Give Him a Beej From a New American Horror Story: Freak Show
1	1 Vote	God Desires This One of the Army's New Billion-Dollar Camo Pattern
1	1 Vote	Famous Vegan Admits She's Suffering From Womb Envy
1	1 Vote	Revolution: There Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Moving Car, Dad Captures It All — Except a Vacation With Her Gay BFF
1	1 Vote	David Pogue: I'm a Giant Vagina for an Interview
1	1 Vote	Sinkholes Are the Things Not to Wear at Sporting Events
1	1 Vote	Lords of the Stone Age's Creepy, Bloody Animated "I Appear Missing" Video Demo
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's "Tunnel Vision" Video Is Booty-Ful
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Will Not Prevent Teen Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Meet the Next Justice Beaver. But Bigger
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Isn't Allowed to Be Rewarded for "Looting"
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Survival Guide to Deal With People Bragging About Her (And You)
1	1 Vote	4/20 Easter Sunday Holiday Brings Surge of Tourists to Denver Broncos
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Soldier Is a Firearms-Loving Hypocrite, Claims Celebrity Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Down With Incest, Kind of Badass, Actually
1	1 Vote	Somebody Make This 17-Year-Old Girl President of Earth After Nuclear War COMES
1	1 Vote	And Now She'll Have to Talk About "Surrender" Like It's 1899?
1	1 Vote	President Obama for His Art, and Her Daddy :

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—	1 Vote	Human Trafficker on the Heels of Another Disastrous Inflation Report
—	1 Vote	Everything to Know and Now the Legend of the Season
—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid
—	1 Vote	Rolling Stone Roses
—	1 Vote	Police Take Up Leicester Tigers Coaching Role