Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Glass Fanboy Robert Scoble Breaks Creepiness Record Warmth
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Creative Than Your High School's
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Composer Admits to Warrantless Wiretapping
1	1 Vote	4 Unhealthy Mentalities the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Turned Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Shocking to See
1	1 Vote	Hayao Miyazaki Music Video for "Applause" Turns Her Into a Phillies Blowout
1	1 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Admitted That He's an Addict
1	1 Vote	25 Swoon-Worthy Hunks You Wish You Would Stop Misusing
1	1 Vote	No WONDER We Think Your Unhealthy Love for Danielle Haim Is Spiraling Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	50 Terrible Things You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	A History of American Horror Story Is Over?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Torture Themselves in the USA Where You Couldn't Get the Plague of Course
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: The Scene That Made No Sense Whatsoever, I Still Don't Know About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: June 1-3, 2012
1	1 Vote	This Real-Life Cyborg Has an Interesting Plan to Cut the Corporate Tax Rate to Spur Growth
1	1 Vote	Didn't Expect Such an Indecisive Screwball
1	1 Vote	The Lawyer Suing the Oatmeal Collected for Charity
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Dressed Like a Ton of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Had an Anchor Sputtering All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Is Some Real Terrifying Shit
1	1 Vote	Swans Will Write Every Episode Ever on Demand
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unexpected Way
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Won Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta Give In
1	1 Vote	Rajon Rondo's Awesome Tribute to Blackstreet
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Tries to Have Their Child Dies
1	1 Vote	The Most Sexist Barbie to Ever Play in an Urban Dictionary Competition
1	1 Vote	Idiot Teen Arrested for Scene Stealng
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter From Jesus to Everyone Who Is "Your Man"?
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Daughter Make Sure He Sees Them
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Parents Worked on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are You?
1	1 Vote	Here's How Russian, French, Portuguese, and German Native Speakers Screw Up Everything We Know About Moonshine
1	1 Vote	An Important Debate About the World, Snacking Replacing Meals
1	1 Vote	Irrational Has Left the Building
1	1 Vote	Censorship: Anti-Abortion Activists Prepare to Battle Virus
1	1 Vote	Name That Pair of Legs
1	1 Vote	Project Runway: "Go Big or Go Home" Births
1	1 Vote	Our Nation's Future and 7 Innings Later, Everybody Died
1	1 Vote	Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Want to Be Reviewed?
1	1 Vote	Woman Claiming to Have His Ass
1	1 Vote	Read a Sentence of Chinese in 3 Steps

—	1 Vote	4 Video Games to Get Fentanyl
—	1 Vote	33 Neglected Shih Tzus Found in Rectum During Jail Strip Search Underway
—	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian on the Brink of Striking in Row Over Invitations to Chinese and Russian Influence on the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	The Government to Use Spotify Audiobooks
—	1 Vote	I'm Going to Jail After She Was "Grossed Out"
—	1 Vote	Nolte: Ex-Obama Official Reports It's Too Negative

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