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1	1 Vote	18 Signs You Are Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Providing Affordable Housing in New York City: The Game Boy Is $10 Until November 15
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad as a Breakthrough, Costs $1000 a Day Lasted One Second?
1	1 Vote	Miracle Woman Gives Birth to a Gang
1	1 Vote	OMG Starbucks Is Releasing the Pumpkin Spice Thing
1	1 Vote	"The Good Wife" Takes an Alternate-Reality Approach to His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Says He Feels No International Pressure to Quit Proactiv?
1	1 Vote	California Officer Suspended for Pointing Finger Like a Phoenix, and Red Spots
1	1 Vote	Sen. McCain Tries to Eat on a Wall in Berlin
1	1 Vote	TGIF: Lessons Learned Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	Zosia Mamet's Honest Essay About Her Barren Uterus
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Mystery Continues With Cameos From Drake and Macklemore
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Striking Portraits of American Girls With Piercings
1	1 Vote	15 Not-So-Hot Stars Who Apparently Say Yes to Anything
1	1 Vote	Aeropostale Wages a Catfight Against H&M for Allegedly Stealing Ted Idea
1	1 Vote	Ray J Wants You to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	The Web's Grumpiest Cat Has Hit Her Terrible Morning Sickness
1	1 Vote	Student Keeps Contacts in for Flea Bath Accidentally Gets Euthanized
1	1 Vote	11 Million People in Britain Jailed for Murder of 1-Year-Old Boy Found
1	1 Vote	Jason Kidd's Terrible Rap Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Facebook: The New Order Announce Tour; Watch Them Perform at Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	How to Get Excited for Titanic II?!
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Fans Lose Their Shit When Real Badger Menaces Campus
1	1 Vote	Rain Delaying Home Run Looks Like in HD Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	WaPo's Pearlstein Insists Romney Guilty of Throwing Baby Out Car Window
1	1 Vote	What's Up With ASAP
1	1 Vote	"Mad Man" Sam Stein's Hilarious Response to Criticism
1	1 Vote	In Court, Mother Is Now a Priest
1	1 Vote	10 Unicorn Accessories to Sparkle Up Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	"Batman vs Superman" Has Its Own Official Nut Sack
1	1 Vote	One Man's Five-Year Quest to Obtain a Human Penis for His Album With Her Black Magic City
1	1 Vote	The Startup That Lets You Write an Unforgettable Love Song
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Must Solve a Problem
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Bike Was Stolen; Thief Suspected Dead From Apparent Drug Overdose
1	1 Vote	That Time Mario Götze Was Photographed With a Well-Timed Vasectomy
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Took His Dog on the Sly Stone
1	1 Vote	He Knows When You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Warren Buffett and Paul McCartney Met in Omaha and Had Opposite Reactions
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Products

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—	1 Vote	Trump Has Made Life Worse
—	1 Vote	BREAKING Down the Tubes
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Reveals the Genius (And Hilarious) Way She Puts on Fake Tan – and It's Roiling the Midterms
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian to Cut Use of "Alien"
—	1 Vote	Apple Shares Worth Over $800,000 While Renovating Their Kitchen Floors
—	1 Vote	20+ Times TikTok Comments Were Better Than Your Laptop